All in the spirit of sickness and feeling sorry for myself week:
Today I feel like crap.
Today I was called in by the doctor only to have some huge ugly nurse stick something that looked like a 3ft long earbud down my throat until I gagged on it.
I was then asked how I was feeling.
“A damn sight better before you half chocked me by scraping swab samples out my windpipe. THANK YOU FOR ASKING!”
Cyanide and Happiness – Courtesy of Explosm.net
Today is the day that I created
Today is the day I wish I could call in sick
Today is the day that things could change
Today is the day that I have wanted for a long time
Today is going to be a pretty hectic day. Maybe*
Today might turn out to be “just one of those days”
See you tomorrow. Or later. Maybe.
*I hate to have to be cryptic but I’m afraid there are certain things I just cannot talk about. Sorry. Ask Sonya, she might tell ya. Or not! 8)
Cyanide and Happiness – Courtesy of Explosm.net
It’s the end of the world as we know it, I FEEL FINE! ~ R.E.M
Cyanide and Happiness – Courtesy of Explosm.net
For all those bstards who keep calling shotgun before I get a chance. Ok I may be a bit slow…
Here’s YOUR Cyanide and Happiness:
The History
The history of calling “Shotgun” goes back to the days of covered wagons and the Wild West. On a trip across the plains, the driver of a wagon would hold the reins of his horse team and concentrate on driving. This left him and the occupants of his wagon susceptible to sneak attacks from bandits and thieves. To avoid this atrocious circumstance it became necessary for one person to sit next to the driver with a shotgun and fend off the enemy.
Defending against bandits is no longer the priority of Shotgun however, but it has evolved into a pre-driving ritual that is experienced before almost every car ride across America and even the world. Because of the obvious evolution that has already occurred with Shotgun, we ask you to consider Shotgun as a living entity and be aware that it is always changing for the better good of society.
See http://www.shotgunrules.com/ for all the official lowdown!
I think everyone has their own Cyanide and Happiness that relates to them in some particular way. Maybe there’s more than one.
For now, I think I have found mine?
Cyanide and Happiness, thanks to explosm.net
