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Cyanide and Happiness #18 – Gym

Hoox — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 06:04:07 +0000

Ok so I have started Gym. I know… shock horror! Imagine how I feel. But it’s actually going ok. I don’t wake up in the morning with my body wishing it was dead. Well not yet anyway. I have been taking it easy getting into it. The biggest issue I have is the distance to gym from where I am. A 20 drive to gym takes more will power than the actual gym training!

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Cyanide and Happiness #17 – Pizza

Hoox — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 23:00:46 +0000

I really wish we could implement these kinds of policies to govern the repercussions of poor quality and service. Actually saying that there would be a hellava lot of dead harakiri bastards out here

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Cyanide and Happiness #16 – Madness

Hoox — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 10:48:13 +0000

This place is the birthplace of insanity! I swear no one comes out of this lifestyle the same. But this comic bears a possible valid question:

Is it possible for one schizophrenic personality to be in love with another in the same mind? Is that what you would consider “Ultimate Self Love”?

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Cyanide and Happiness #15 – New rules

Hoox — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 13:48:28 +0000

Screw this woman’s lib stuff. You want equality? Have equality! You can open the door for us sometimes! You can pay for dinner every once in a while. You can pull our chair out for us every now and then. You go get the drinks at a party and let us be served first at a bar for a change.

Fine, we will bare the children!

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Cyanide and Happiness #14 – Laundry Day

Hoox — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 08:50:04 +0000

Today actually is laundry day here in the wonderful camp of Reps (Shitsville). The schedule is really screwed up. My apartment block (sounds nice when you say it like that huh?) has the assigned days of Thursday and Saturday. So that means that on Thursday you have laundry from Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. On Saturday you only have laundry from Thursday and Friday. Kinda makes Saturday’s load a little worthless. DOESN’T IT? I need to get out more.

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Cyanide and Happiness #13 – Unsafe

Hoox — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 07:49:08 +0000

Last night I damn near killed myself leaving the office after dark. I have moved to a container office out the back of the main office block (which suits me just fine) but they haven’t sorted out the walk ways or put up any lighting yet. Hazardous to your health! Well hazardous to MY health really.

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