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Titillating Tuesday – Chess

Life is, from time to time, described as a game of chess. Most of the time we are merely the pawns in the greater game. Sometimes you increase your rank through life but only on your little chess board. If you look any higher than that, then you will see that in the bigger picture you are simply a pawn again.

You can see this as a bad thing and sulk that you are never good enough or you can see it as a great thing that you always have something higher to strive for. You can also just settle for the board you are playing on, get comfortable and take care of the others that surround you.

If you do intend to climb onto the bigger boards through life, do it with dignity. Play nicely. Be careful with the other pawns in life as they are just as important to your success as you can be to theirs. You also never know when one of these pawns meets you one day as your rook or your bishop or maybe even your king. How things progress from there will be based on how situations have been handled in the past.

Some days you are the pigeon. Others days you are the statue!

When all is said and done though, just remember, this game of chess, this game of life, is yours to do with as you please. Try play it in a way that you can help others have a little fun and enjoyment too!

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Titillating Tuesday – Visualization

The art of visualization is an extremely powerful tool. Recently I have read about sports science linking athletes up to EEG machines and other monitoring equipment and have them “run the race” or “swim the heat” in their minds. Apparently it is so real in the athletes mind that the same muscles fire that would if they had actually been physically taking part. They actually feel as if they are competing.

Another great visualization is that advice that you get when making a big speech in front of many people and your ass is doing that million mile and hour pucker… “Imagine the audience naked”. Trust me, this is not always good advice. You have no idea of the scary images you could conjure up!

Choose your audience carefully!

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Titillating Tuesday – Need A Ride

One thing I have not had to worry about for a very long time now is transport. I realized the other day that when I move back to SA I will have no way of getting around. I need a car. Everywhere else I have been I have had transport taken care of for me. London on the tube, trains and busses, USA in cabs, on all international projects in company vehicles with company drivers. When on holiday I have just hired a car.

Gawd, now I have to fend for myself. I need to buy a car, drive myself, pay taxes, get insurance, buy fuel, pay for parking, take it to the mechanics, wash it myself. Ahhh Noooooooo! I have to rejoin reality!

Hey. Is there anyone out there that can give me a heads up on how and where and what I can buy where I wont get ripped off for something half decent? If you do, please drop me an email with some info.

Hoox needs wheels!

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Titillating Tuesday – It’s a sign

Sometimes life can be tough. It can throw you a curve ball or two.

Sometimes you can see people that are possibly stressed. They show the odd symptom or two. Perhaps a twitch, shaking hands, a nervous disposition. You can see it in the signs. Sometimes you will never found out who or what stressed them out or who pissed them off cos they hide it well.

Other times they will let you know:

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Posted by on April 15, 2008 in Art, Boob, Breast, Cleavage, Female, NSFW, Photography

 

Titillating Tuesday – Leap of faith

The time is right. The time is now. It’s time to take charge. It’s time to jump. It’s time for that leap of faith. My life is about to change and this is no little thing for me. But it feels good. It feels right. It needs to be done. It needs to be done now.

God this feels good. I feel free. I am back in charge of my life. Actually I don’t think I ever lost control but I certainly lost sight of what was important. So I think it’s probably better to say that I have regained direction. I have lived a good life and with very few regrets. This life up until now has carved a way for me to make this change.

I would be a liar if I said I wasn’t just a little nervous. For those people that really know me will know what a big deal this is. I must just have a little faith. I know I’m doing the right thing.

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National Cleavage Day: Is NOW

UPDATED:

Any pics taken tonight at any of the festivities, or any bash that you happen to be at, can be sent over the weekend and will be uploaded as and when I can. Probably Sunday or Monday. Don’t be shy. Bankrupt me!

Ladies and Gentlemen, today is the day. South African National Cleavage Day. I swear if I was in power I would declare today a national holiday. Remember that when I’m in the polls running for some official office.

I have a couple more pics which I am most grateful for. I will keep updating this page as and when images get sent to me! I will do the donation maths later and of course decide where the proceeds will go.

I am traveling to Joburg this morning and will be at Billy the Bum tonight for the National Cleavage Day festivities! Check out the events: **Click Here**

Herewith is what we have received since the last update:

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To be updated during the day!

 
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Posted by on April 4, 2008 in Art, Boob, Cleavage, NCD, Photography, South Africa

 

Updated: NCD 2008

I have been out of ouch for a while due to lack of reasonable internet access over the last weekend. To think that I actually had better connection speeds in Angola than in South Africa is mind boggling. I digress…

National Cleavage Day is underway and I really hope to get huge support from the ladies out there. I have already received some submissions which have been placed on the main NCD page (in no particular order) and with no changes made by me. I will keep updating and adding as and when I get them in…

A HUGE thank you to those who have submitted until now. You know who you are! Keep the word spreading. Keep up the support. 8)

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I hear Radio 5 running some ads about National Cleavage Day as well. I still have not heard anything about the functions they are planning though. Anyone know or have any ideas?

Unfortunately I have not received a response yet from the organization that I was hoping to donate the proceeds to so until that time I cannot say where the money will be going but rest assured, no matter how much, it will be going to a good cause. I just need to get their permission to publish their details. Who would have thought giving money away would be this difficult?

See you soon!

Hoox

 
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Posted by on April 2, 2008 in Art, Boob, Breast, Cleavage, Female, NCD

 

Titillating Tuesday – My continent

Being back in Africa for the 2nd time this adventure has been really hectic. I feel that just as I was getting used to the time zone change of being in Houston I was yanked out again and sent packing back to Africa. I am battling to sleep until 7am when suddenly I can’t keep my eyes open. This makes for a long day.

Work has been really busy and although somewhat frustrating, it has also been completely rewarding up until now. Some things still need to be ironed out aside from the masses of work that is about to hit all of us out here, I guess things will fall into place one way or another. I must stress the possibility of “or another”.

Africa has so much beauty going for it. I agree the whole continent has some issues but apart from …

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Back in Africa – Again Again

The last week has been stupidly crazy busy busy. So hectic I was not able to write, again. So now I am back in Africa and since it is a holiday Easter weekend, I have found a few moments to catch up a bit. I do apologize profusely to those who have tried to make contact but I have been to busy to respond or too busy to hang around longer than 3 minutes. Hopefully that is going to change but I do not hold my breath…

Thursday was my last day in the office and of course it was all down to the wire to get things arranged, packed and prepped to ship. The big deal was how to spread stuff around so that the electronics that I am carrying look used and avoid duties or confiscation. It was a lot of stuff. Thursday night was a quiet night again as I had to wake up early, again.

4am bell and I was up. Yesterday became a very long day. The flight was only at 12 midday but we are advised to get there for 7:30 as this charter is always overbooked and standbys happen without your knowledge. Best to get in there in the front of the line and get through and wait later. I think its about 15 hours direct which is a long time to be sitting down. Sadly since this is me mobilizing to the project, I no longer get to fly business class. I was slumped in the back but at least I didn’t have to venture through Europe this time.

We were meant to transfer directly onto a local flight to the jobsite but without reason they canceled the flight so now we sit in Luanda which creates ANOTHER early start tomorrow, again!

I am really tied but it’s good to finally be here for real, on the clock, so I can start planning my first R&R (Rest and Recuperation) in 8 weeks time. This is really why I do this job, see the world every 2 months. Then I get to bitch about travel and airports and assholes who don’t understand international (MY) etiquette.

Another beauty to look forward to is me going to South Africa next week. It’s Super Bean and German’s wedding that has taken more than a bit of convincing the company to attend. It was not an option. I will be there even if the trip is fleeting.

I think I need to go get some sleep now. My eyes are burning.

See you around. Oh and get stuck into National Cleavage Day! It’s for a good cause! 8)

 

National Cleavage Day! 2008 – Part2

Mark it up in your calendar. It’s official:
04 April 2008 is National Cleavage Day 2008!

It’s true, it’s up and we are ready to go.

I got the official press release from the organisers (I’m not sure if I can mention her name) which pretty much declares the day on. Go for it. Get ready. I have more information expected in the near future.

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Although it seems official events have not been set up yet, they are mentioning there will be some activity at Billie the BUMS, Frankie Bananaz and Cubana Latino.

Also stay tuned to Radio 5:

Tell 5FM’s Gareth Cliff How you Wear the Bra from 31 March to 4 April to win the Uber Wear the Bra prize – you will Wear the Bra, Be a Star. Think Jetsetter life!!

My last post I suggested: “And since it will be for a very good cause, I will set up a scheme for OffTheHoox to make a donation with your help and input as we have done in the past”.

Now, to put my money where my mouth (keyboard) is, I have decided that you and I together can do some good. I will pledge R10.00 per cleavage photo (that I can post online) to a charity that I will name later. Again, I will need to put a capped limit of R1000 to save from bankrupting me. Perhaps there are others out there that will add to the limit and then who knows how far we can go. You can start sending the photos immediately and I will be posting them between 31 March and 4 April.

Email your photos HERE:
OffTheHoox@gmail.com and please make the subject NCD

All photos will remain anonymous and I can assist with photo editing if faces should be removed should you wish but don’t know how. Just mention that in the email. Otherwise, they will all go up untouched.

All I ask is that you keep it authentic. Please don’t be posting any pics that are not your own, pics that others may not want online or random pics that you have found on the internet.

Let everybody know about it. It’s for a GREAT cause!

I have created a page dedicated to this event. Keep coming back for updates closer to the time: National Cleavage Day 2008!

More to come!

Hx

 
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Posted by on March 19, 2008 in Boob, Breast, Cleavage, Ideas, South Africa

 
 
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