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Merry Xmas! :-)

Hoox — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 11:49:35 +0000

This is, hands down (preferably hand ON), the best Xmas card I have received so far this year. It’s an easy contest winner however cos it’s also the ONLY Xmas card I have received this year. Even it was junk mail I’m still grateful! 8)

And a very merry Xmas and New Year to you too!

Breast Appreciation Week

Hoox — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 22:21:31 +0000

I got an email from a good buddy of mine, Mr WG. It explained the occurrence of this wonderful phenomena called Breast Appreciation Week. I did a bit of research as any diligent writer should do and I never actually managed to come up with anything concrete to substantiate the claim of such event, especially dates, format, events etc etc. Since I know Mr WG is a noble man and one of his word, who was I to doubt him huh? I’m not entirely sure it’s a national or international thing so just in case I will personalise it a bit…

So without much further ado, I hereby give you, Hoox’s Breast Appreciation Week. Hell, anyone that knows me knows that every week is Hoox’s Breast Appreciation Week but here’s just a nice way to make Mr WG happy! Hey, any excuse! So guys, and of course girls too, start appreciating!

And naturally, being breasts, it is most certainly, NSFW (Not Safe For Work), unless of course your work includes staring at breasts online all day in which case, to whom should I address my CV?

Click for more (Definitely NSFW!)

~ All images courtesy of various artists over at DeviantArt.com. Names can be supplied at request

I’m Dirty Paw

Hoox — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 08:00:00 +0000

It is I, Hoox, that was born here in God’s country of South Africa, on this day, 17 January, back in ‘75. If you do the maths correctly, that makes me Dirty Paw (34) today. My last birthday of Dirty Tree turned out to be the best one ever celebrating until very late into the night on multiple occasions with great people. Photos tell a million stories the morning after! Enough said!

This year is definitely going to be quieter and that’s because I ain’t doing anything. This place is the Sleepy Hollow as I have mentioned before but suddenly this weekend there are plans galore with something happening all the time. I have to check my schedule. There’s one mate who chose Friday night to celebrate his 30th and one newly engaged couple choosing Saturday night to have their engagement party. Suits me cos I get to have two pissups at someone else’s expense! And this way too I don’t get to do any of those ridiculous “Hey-its-your-birthday-drink-this-crazy-concoction” down downs! It’s called living under the radar. Love it!

This birthday is being celebrated during my sabbatical from life. Loving it. Here it is, I’m THIRTY FOUR! Oh my God! Hahahaha. It’s way too early for a midlife crisis!

DIRTY PAW!

(Getting Dirty by harddtripp)

It’s Hic Hic Hooray and a bottle of rum for me!

Next year is Dirty Dive (hmm Double D – DD)/Skive/Jive/Strive but mostly Survive (35). The big one however that I am looking forward to is the following year of Dirty Sex or Dirty Pix/Flicks/Tricks/Licks (36). Hahaha. It’s meant to be!

Click for more – Potentially NSFW (Bean, NOT SAFE FOR WORK! 8) )

(kitty paw by neko vampire666)

(Paw off by badkitty x)

(warrior by promenada)

(paw prints by AlexaMDesign)

All images courtesy of various artists over at DeviantArt

Titillating Tuesday – Sushi

Hoox — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 02:00:00 +0000

So this is how my mind works. Yesterday I was just thinking how marvellous it would be to have a great helping of sushi tonight (being Tuesday). Since I had plans for last night, and it’s rude to turn down a good beer, I figured tonight would be a much better night. I have also had the odd request over the last while for a bit of a Passport Thrasher spice up again. And I thought, “Well I’ll be damned hey! Today is Tuesday! Correct? And what is the great thing about sushi on a Tuesday? Eating it off a naked body! Well perhaps only in my head which is why it’s great that it falls on an almost forgotten about historical “Titillating Tuesday”. I did say I would show you how my mind works. I never offered an insight into brilliance!

So here we have it. For lack or a better theme (or for lack of a worse theme that is), here you have it after many dormant months, a quick return to Titillating Tuesday.

For all the TT fans out there! This one is for you! For everyone else, please close your eyes and come back again tomorrow. 8)

(Click for more – As always, NSFW)

(Sushi by NuclearSeasons)

(Sushi Lovitt by LovittGirl)

(Sushi Ichiban by sibea)
(Sushi by cziiki)

~ All images at Deviantart.com

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Part II – The part that is all about YOU:

At some stage I would like to be able to showcase some other images that are not official, experienced, professional etc. What I’m talking about are photographs from Joe Public (that means any of YOU) that are on the same lines and which can be viewed and enjoyed by many. They don’t have to be fully exposed images. They can also be other works (online, professional, experienced or wherever) that you have seen or found and enjoy. I will add a little section to Titillating Tuesday for such personal works of art (PTT – Personal Titillating Tuesday). Saying that, I would really like to see some attempt at it being a work of art. No one is asking for a masterpiece, I’m just not looking for smut. There’s enough of that out there already.

All Personal Titillating Tuesday work can be sent to offthehoox@gmail.com

I will select the best of the bunch or perhaps a few depending on interest shown. Some details would be great too if you have them. Shutter speeds, ISO, F/Stop etc. If you don’t know what I’m talking about its perfectly acceptable. Send them in anyway. They will all remain strictly anonymous unless you specifically specify otherwise.

All I ask is that you try keep the file size down. Resolution of 800×600 or 500kb is ample to maintain the quality for this. Email me if you require instructions on how to this. I can make all further modifications. I don’t expect a huge response so I’m sure I can figure some time to help the infrequent submission.

Basic rules:

1. They must be your own. Do not submit (without permission) other’s naked pictures!
2. If they are professional art, the name of the artist must be mentioned.
3. No smut / porn will be posted. Please keep it clean within reason.
4. Have fun – Enjoy!

See you next week! NOT! Unless I get better speedier feedback!

SA – Great News

Hoox — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 03:00:29 +0000

Ok Ok, so far so good. I have figured that if I drive around without my head up my own ass or foot up someone else’s for being a prick, I see events and activities going on that are actually worth mentioning, and even more so, actually worth attending, and are therefore great news.

Yesterday afternoon while driving around I saw this fine piece of ass pasted on billboards in Midrand, on the highway, in Fourways and one or two others I can’t recall. I just had a fab image burned onto my retinas. Naturally it grabbed my attention so I will be so kind as to share: Sexpo at Gallagher Estate! Willie G?

I am sure to be attending this functions festivities. R100 at the gate from 11am and running until 9pm Thurs and Sun and midnight on Fri and Sat. Hell &phase=check" target="_blank">just click here to get all the details.

The news just gets better! Half price if you join the club. Also below are alternate venues and Johannesburg’s opening times. What more can I tell you? See you there!

I see video cameras are prohibited (&phase=check" target="_blank">see Computicket’s list of destructions) but I will find out of I can take my DSLR and take still pics and then I can put a post together for all you unfortunate people too far away or those that have wives too prissy and/or strict and will not let you attend. 8) . Tell her you are going fishing and then keep a good look out for her mates there that will be shopping for toys!

I’m off to go and find some more SA Incredible News! NWR (News Worth Reporting). Good news does feel better than bad!

Wonderbra – Good News

Hoox — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 11:00:11 +0000

Ok Ok. As I said earlier, as promised, I have been keeping my eyes peeled for some good news in South Africa. And this spot of good news, I was pleased to find even whilst dealing with the stresses of Johannesburg traffic! A great way to make ~~men~~ ME smile! I’m easily pleased. A company dedicated to the upliftment of, and safe handling of, South Africa’s best assets!

As seen on billboards while traveling down Witkoppen Road. Click for larger view. I did!

Oh, and its apparently good news for you ladies too. I have been told that in the white and yellow text directly to the left of those gorgeous breasts are details pertaining to some or other 25% sale happening sometime soon and some or other shop called Edgars. I wouldn’t know. I have yet to move my eyes to the left!

A new week, a new start!

Hoox — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 08:23:50 +0000

This weekend gone was pretty hectic. I’m not entirely sure if I mentioned it before but I was living in two places split according to days of the week.

Mon to Fri I was living in a little place in Midrand right next to Grand Central Airport where I was doing all my ground school studies due to convenience and lack of traffic issues. Sat and Sun I was staying at my mate G in Randpark Ridge.

Now that school is over there is no longer any point to stay out there so this weekend I moved everything back to my mate which is where I am now. Not only is it a much nicer, more homely place, it is also very kewl to be staying back with a great mate. Someone to talk shit with and have a laugh and joke! I’m gonna miss him when I leave for Port Elizabeth.

We also went to visit the most spectacular aircraft I have ever had the fortune of sitting in. The Cessna Citation CJ3. I know the pilot personally and since Rocky (who is also an enthusiast) was in town I called the pilot up and asked if he wouldn’t mind a bit of a show. He happily obliged! So Rocky, G and I rushed over on Saturday. Oh my God, what an incredible machine! Besides the obvious amazing beauty and other spectacular brilliance, it also has an operational ceiling (max height) of 45000ft where most large airlines struggle to climb over 35000ft. That’s just massive KEWL factor! Cheers A.T!

Take a look and see what I mean! Gives me goosebumps!

This week now is all about studying. I might leave the house to go get some milk and bread (by that I mean pig out on takeaways) but besides that my head will be stuck in the books. Feel free to pop in and distract me with a comment or a phone call (if you have the number since I’m not about to advertise it). You can also make use of the new MAIL ME button which some of you have already started doing. Thank’s for the funnies and even bigger thanks for the photos! You know the ones I’m talking about! 8) Some I can’t put up for obvious reasons but the others I will try and build into something as soon as I get a chance! Either way keep it/them coming!

Now to open the book and hmmmm ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

Titillating Tuesday – I Kissed A Girl

Hoox — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:15:58 +0000

So back by popular demand, and when I say popular demand I really only do mean 1 request. You see how damn accommodating I can be when I feel like it? Here you go Spoonz! This brief little encore was brought about by a pretty kewl song that seems to be making it’s way from chart to chart around the world and even seemingly into the Middle East which does surprise me a little. It is a cheeky little number by an artist who I have never heard of before (but that’s not saying much) named Katy Perry with the song, “I kissed a girl”.

How can one resist???

Enjoy!

(Click for more – Definitely NSFW)

(Most famous! Britney VS Madonna)

(hot lesbian kiss – Google Images)

(Kiss 3 by MARVEL CS)

(looking at the camera by SDImages)

(kiss 02 by mrakor)

(No Boys Allowed by SaylaMarz)

(unknown)

Since this is a one off, there are no instructions for you to follow! X

Ciao

Titillating Tuesday – History

Hoox — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 04:00:21 +0000

Titillating Tuesday has been fun to do but I think it’s getting a little old. I used to get feedback on it but that hasn’t happened in a while so I guess everyone has just gotten bored of the whole idea. Also there is only so much breast you can relate to day to day activities in my life.

So without much further ado, and unless I get substantial feedback, I hereby declare this the last Titillating Tuesday on OffTheHoox. It’s history.

So long and thanks for coming by!

(Click for more – NSFW)

(make history by coffeestains)

(unknown)

(_Niche_ by CristoILDiablo)

(Cowgirl by greenbirdgirl)

(Raise the roof by UniqueNudes)

(Knight in Shining Armor by Doomsday Dawn)

~ All images at Deviantart.com

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Part II – There is no Part II

Titillating Tuesday – Junk Food

Hoox — Tue, 13 May 2008 09:05:21 +0000

One of the many luxuries that I have come to miss while away in remote spots of the world is junk food. Sad I know! But true none the less.

It’s not the actual food I miss. It’s just there’s nothing like popping down to your local Mickey D or KFC or Nandos and picking up a box of yummy goodness. The goodness I refer to is obviously only the taste and does not refer to the health aspects and does nothing for the waistline. Oh and talk about convenience and 24/7 availability. Just down the road and 5 minute shebang, there you have it. Your junk food high and the enjoyment it offers until you overindulge and feel ill the rest of the day. It’s the abundance of this kind of pleasure that you take for granted while in the land of plenty.

Lately I have been reminded all too regularly of these wonderful pleasures and how I will be able to eat my fill upon my return. 14 days and counting!

(Click for more – NSFW)

(Feed Your Models by mjranum)

(unknown)

(Eating by fotoguy007)

(Happy Meal by UniqueNudes)

(unknown)

~ All images at Deviantart.com

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Part II – The part that is all about YOU:

All Personal Titillating Tuesday work can be sent to offthehoox@gmail.com

Basic rules:

See you next week!