Dear Inconsiderate Neighbour

Posted: July 23, 2010 by Hoox in Life, Rant 'n Rave

Dear Inconsiderate Neighbour

You are an asshole! You might still be a stupid rebellious teenager in that little head of yours but sometime you are going to have to learn life lessons and adapt to society and drop your pubescent ways! Just because you are not living with mommy and daddy anymore doesn’t give you the right to act like the carefree swinging dick with no taste in music.

One way you can start this process is by quitting paying your stupid oonz oonz house music at 3am. Or if you feel you need to listen to it at deafening decibels then wear headphones and party like no one else is listening!

My next little letter will be addresses, “Dear Mr Policeman”. I’m sure that will also fall on deaf, useless, incompetant and lazy ears but I will still give it a shot!

Remember, while you are still living in my hood, you will live by my rules!

Sincerely

Pissed Off

Comments
  1. Louisa says:

    :lol: I see you’re still in touch with your inner cranky-pants?

    You tell ‘em!

  2. Hoox says:

    Oh it never went away! I just haven’t been bitching out loud for a while now! The old Hoox is back! For good or for bad! 8)

  3. Marcel says:

    and you were never young and played music at the loudest your hifi would go? I seem to recall some great parties in TZN where the neighbours could have complained, no wait, i forgot, they were also at the party. U just pissed because u wern’t invited lol :)

  4. Hoox says:

    Hey Marcel. Nice to see you! 8)
    Firstly the way I remember it is you are right about the parties in Tzn but if you think clearly you will remember they were all at your house! Let the world know you throw the best parties!
    Secondly if this was once off or one or even a few times a week I would not be as pissed about it. The fact is it is EVERY night, almost all night and has been going on since before the world cup started. I just hoped it was another annoying noise that would die with the vuvuzela after July 11. I was wrong!
    Thirdly I never want an invite to an Oonz Oonz party!
    Take it easy mate! :8

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