Dear Inconsiderate Neighbour

Dear Inconsiderate Neighbour

You are an asshole! You might still be a stupid rebellious teenager in that little head of yours but sometime you are going to have to learn life lessons and adapt to society and drop your pubescent ways! Just because you are not living with mommy and daddy anymore doesn’t give you the right to act like the carefree swinging dick with no taste in music.

One way you can start this process is by quitting paying your stupid oonz oonz house music at 3am. Or if you feel you need to listen to it at deafening decibels then wear headphones and party like no one else is listening!

My next little letter will be addresses, “Dear Mr Policeman”. I’m sure that will also fall on deaf, useless, incompetant and lazy ears but I will still give it a shot!

Remember, while you are still living in my hood, you will live by my rules!

Sincerely

Pissed Off