It is I, Hoox, that was born here in God’s country of South Africa, on this day, 17 January, back in ‘75. If you do the maths correctly, that makes me Dirty Paw (34) today. My last birthday of Dirty Tree turned out to be the best one ever celebrating until very late into the night on multiple occasions with great people. Photos tell a million stories the morning after! Enough said!
This year is definitely going to be quieter and that’s because I ain’t doing anything. This place is the Sleepy Hollow as I have mentioned before but suddenly this weekend there are plans galore with something happening all the time. I have to check my schedule. There’s one mate who chose Friday night to celebrate his 30th and one newly engaged couple choosing Saturday night to have their engagement party. Suits me cos I get to have two pissups at someone else’s expense! And this way too I don’t get to do any of those ridiculous “Hey-its-your-birthday-drink-this-crazy-concoction” down downs! It’s called living under the radar. Love it!
This birthday is being celebrated during my sabbatical from life. Loving it. Here it is, I’m THIRTY FOUR! Oh my God! Hahahaha. It’s way too early for a midlife crisis!
DIRTY PAW!
It’s Hic Hic Hooray and a bottle of rum for me!
Next year is Dirty Dive (hmm Double D – DD)/Skive/Jive/Strive but mostly Survive (35). The big one however that I am looking forward to is the following year of Dirty Sex or Dirty Pix/Flicks/Tricks/Licks (36). Hahaha. It’s meant to be!
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