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A gym breakthrough

I am feeling very chuffed at the moment as I have just got back from the gym after weighing myself.

When I started the USN 12 Week Challenge I was 115.5kgs. I have been checking on and off over the last couple of weeks that this has been going on and I have seen very little to no result which, even though it’s still early, is still pretty desponding. I have to keep reminding myself that I put it all on over 8 years and it’s not going to come off in 8 minutes. This morning though I am 113.3kgs. Whoo hooo! I know it’s not massive on anyone’s scales but it certainly is a big achievement for me, is in the right direction and just the drive I needed to push on through and step it up a notch.

The whole ordeal has actually been fine to date. The diet is a little painful over the weekends and it sux to feel guilty for one to be enjoying themselves in life. During the week itself though it isn’t bad. I actually find it difficult to remember to eat so much. When I say eat I mean an apple and a protein shake but it’s so often during the day that I never feel hungry. The worst craving is walking into Woolworths Food and smelling their roasting chickens. Hmmmmm. Block that out your mind and you can block out damn near anything!

The killer is the early mornings. I have never been a great early riser and I am now fetching Mullac at 5:50 every morning. That’s not too terrible as long as I have a good night’s sleep. The wind blowing through PE at 250kph (I am exaggerating) at 2 in the morning, although it sounds amazing, does not do wonders for anyone’s sleep patterns.

 
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Posted by on October 29, 2008 in Friends, Gym, Life, N.W.R.

 

Great Weekend

A lot was achieved this weekend. Some great fun, great drinks, great food with great people. Port Elizabeth is simply the best!

Friday night we went to the German Club Oktoberfest in Lorraine. A very good umpa lumpa band on stage and some waitresses running around in lederhosen. German music and German feasts were in abundance. Only downfall was the beer. All they served was Castle Lager which is a great beer but unfortunately still very South African and did not fit in that well at a German party! The USN diet had to take a side step this weekend. After good fun in the main tent the girls wanted to go around to a smaller dance bar which of course we did to oblige them since we are such gentlemen! The dipshit “DJ”, and I use the term “DJ” very loosely, was a complete knob! All he was doing was playing MP3s off a laptop and half snogging his girlfriend that looked like a boyfriend on stage. He swung from techno-house oooms oooms music to Hey Jude. We swung right out the door and went home. Just as well cos Mullac and I had gym at 6am.

Oct Beer Fest

Saturday morning 5:30am and I was up and ready for gym. I would be a liar if I said I wasn’t feeling slightly jaded from the previous nights festivities. Thanks to Mullac and knowing that he would be waiting for me, I got in the car and went to collect him instead of climbing back into bed. 5:50am we got to the gym only to discover it was closed. Again I would be a liar if I said that I wasn’t really happy about this! I was kinda hoping that they had a complete nuclear meltdown inside and it was closed until further notice. On closer inspection it seems the opening hours on the weekend are just a little later. We had to come back at 7am! Bleak!

Later on in the day we went to the PE Airshow. It was pretty good but not as fantastic as before as it turned out the airforce let us down and didn’t send any of their high speed fighter jets and other military aircraft to perform. Seems this wonderful government has totally harpooned any budget that was previously set aside for anything other than defending that wanker Zuma and his other cronies in defence hearings. Oh and street renaming campaigns. God bless the ANC! So we saw what we could and bailed. Mental note to self, don’t get a number 2 shave haircut and then stand in the sun watching an airshow. OW!

(Click for a closer view of the talent)

PE Airshow 01PE Airshow 02

PE Airshow 03PE Airshow 04

PE Airshow 05PE Airshow 06

PE Airshow 07PE Airshow 08

The big event of the day: Sharks killing the Blue Bulls! Come on Bulls supporters, what was the final score? Oh yes 14-9 to the SHARKS! GO BABY! 2 tries to 0. And you Bulls can stop your bleating about how bad our kicking was. We agree it was complete shite but just imagine if it wasn’t, the score would have been closer to 30-9 so shut your gobs! Only kidding. The Bulls supporters we know were pretty good about the loss and took it like men, even though half of them were women! 8)

Sharks vs Bulls

At T-Bone’s house where we watched the ruggers was also the same venue that was now transformed into T-Bone’s and Merri’s engagement party! Congrats again guys! We needed no more excuse to remain civil and so things got out of hand quite rapidly. The girls in the kitchen were partying up a storm. Armed with a case of vodka and gin, a high speed industrial sized (exaggeration) blender and 2 massive bags of ice, and they were in their element. The kitchen turned into a Cocktails and Dreams as they smashed their way through the booze. God I have no idea how they managed to drink that much and remain sober (looking). I guess it was a relative thing cos the guys outside did a great job of smashing down shooters and solving the world’s problems while in charge of burning the meat.

Sunday I had no voice. Presumably owing to a combination of screaming FOR the Sharks, screaming AT the Bulls supporters, standing in the smoke of the fires outside, swimming in vodka and not wearing a jersey in the chilling Port Elizabeth winds that blew through the ‘hood. None the less I was feeling quite strong but still “a little hoarse”.

Little Horse

It was all very proper arriving at the yacht club for lunch and then moseying on down to the Island Bar for sundowners. Only problem was I had no concept of time and it was only 2pm. So much for sundowners. We were not in London in winter so still had many hours to wait for darkness. We all went our separate ways for the late afternoon. I went home and cleaned up a bit to prepare for everyone’s return as we had another braai (bbq) at my house.

When I finally hit the pillow last night I required no convincing or sheep counting. I slipped into a mild comfortable coma until that bloody alarm went off again at 5:30 this morning. Damn it’s gym time again!

 
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Posted by on October 27, 2008 in Female, Friends, Party!, Politics, South Africa, Transport

 

Whistle Stop Tour

Wow. And wow again. The last couple of weeks have been manic.

September 16 I was driving to East London, South Africa to pick up my grandmother to accompany her on the plane to Durban on the 17th. I got to catch up with my dear aunt Barbs in Winterstrand as well which is just a short drive from East London. That was very kewl.

My grandmother amazes me. I don’t think people give her enough credit and that includes herself. I think people just assume she is getting doddery and thus treat her that way. Yes she is fast losing her eyesight and partly her hearing too, but her mind is still sharp as a tack! Waiting for the plane at the airport she asked me if I thought she was getting stupid in her old age and losing her marbles. Directly after that crazy question I was blown away by a conversation that included quantum physics and the breakdown of an atom. She’s 85.

Durban was great. It’s always lovely to see the parent people and Tango the brother all of which I was finally able to spend a bit of quality time with. It’s wonderful to catch up and find out how everyone is doing. The party on Saturday night was a huge success thanks to Pops’ and venue’s organisation skills. Happy birthday again mother dearest!

While in Durban I also got to meet new people, Meegs and Jax (with 3 broken ribs from a night out drinking), and catch up with old friends. I was off to Ballito to spend some time with a great old friend, Lecleez. She is still as incredible as ever with two of the most amazing children on earth! You have to agree:

I also managed to squeeze in a lunch with old work colleagues. It was sad that a few weren’t able to make it owing to some last minute commitments. One that was and always will be missed was my good old boss, Captain Alan Cooke, who passed away some months ago with a heart attack still doing what he loved and what he did best, shipping! Apart from that I was reminded repeatedly how fat I have become since seeing everyone last. It’s amazing how cruel people can be! Hahaha 8) USN Challenge, here I am!

One thing that did piss me off intensely was all the stupid road name changes that have occurred throughout Durban. Every second road has a new name. The Aussie bird in my GPS was getting very confused cos she didn’t have a clue where Samora Machel Street or Mahatma Ghandi Road were! Marine Parade is now O.R.Tambo Parade or O.R.Tambo Circus as I would have suggested, thrown in there is a Joe Slovo Avenue and the Esplanade, or Victoria Embankment is now Margaret Mncadi Avenue. Here it all is if you don’t want to believe me! Good luck trying to pronounce half this shit when giving directions. At least the Vic Bar on old Point Road still exists!

(Click on images for slightly larger versions)

Durban 01   Durban 02   Durban 03

Durban 04   Durban 05   Durban 06

Durban 07   Durban 08   Durban 09

Durban 10   Durban 11   Durban 12

It’s a really nice touch as well to see that the name change has also been done so professionally. Nothing like a stripe of electrical insulation tape to cross out historical names! Anyway, it’s rumoured that people are so pissed as the whole ordeal that the names might just be changing back in the near future. That’s because South Africa has nothing else to worry about other than street names. God bless the ANC!

I almost got to stay in Durban for the Sharks vs Bulls Currie Cup Final as I was offered box tickets. My senses told me to can the the idea and just head back to Port Elizabeth as planned. Ok, so I am not as spontaneous as I used to be. I now have to use common sense and reason when making decisions. Damn that’s boring! It was just as well though because as I was getting onto the plane, Gav called me and told me he was in Port Elizabeth. “I’ll see you in a few hours”. It’s funny how things work out.

I’m now back in Port Elizabeth but that’s a whole new story!

 
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Posted by on October 24, 2008 in B'Day, Family, Friends, Holiday, Road Trip, South Africa, Transport, Travel

 

Technology Rocks

I am so loving my 3G iPhone. I did love my 2G one too but this one is now just so much faster on the net and it seems the world has woken up to the application possibilities available.

My best so far must be the recently discovered WordPress app that communicates directly with any blog that you have set up with WordPress. This makes it possible to post blog entries while on the go and will definitely come in very handy for me. It’s extremely simple to set up and use as well.

The only downside so far that I can see is the inability to format the post the way you want. If you add a picture it defaults to the bottom and you have no control over the font unless you know HTML code pretty well. I will give it a shot. Bold, Italic. I will see how that comes out when posted. Even if it does work it will still be a pain due to the keyboard functionality. Even so, I still think it’s great!

A screenshot below. The app can be found in “App Store” on the 3G iPhone. Just search for WordPress and install. Another beauty is it’s free!

 
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Posted by on October 18, 2008 in Good News, Technology

 

Traffic Bliss

Now this is what I call good roads. This is rush hour 5:30pm on the major highway past Port Elizabeth on Thursday evening. Remind me again why I love this city.

Joburg, you can keep your traffic. I will keep my sanity!

 
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Posted by on October 18, 2008 in Road Trip, South Africa, Transport

 

Away from home

Hello hello

I am currently away on a road trip far far away from my computer. I doubt I will be able to update much. I will be back home late next week.

I left Port Elizabeth in my car yesterday afternoon, stopped over in Port Alfred shortly and then made my way to East London. Actually I stopped in Winterstrand, just before East London, at my aunts place for the night.

This morning I went through to my gran’s house, picked her up and went to the airport for a flight to Durban. We got here at lunchtime and got settled in. It’s moms 60th birthday celebrations tomorrow night. This weekend is about her and the family. Next week I am spending catching up with mates in Durban.

It’s unlikely I will be online much!
See ya when I get back.
X

 
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Posted by on October 17, 2008 in Road Trip, Travel

 

Hoox USN Challenge Diary

Just a quick note:

You might have noticed, in the right hand banner you will see a new image called “Hoox USN Challenge”. Click it to follow the link to my USN Challenge Diary that I will try to keep updated as often as possible.

Hoox USN Ban

 
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Posted by on October 15, 2008 in Hmmm, Life, Technology, Wishlist

 

USN Challenge

Ok brace yourself.

Are you ready? Are you sitting down?

Well I did warn you.

Many of you are not going to believe me when I say this but I will say it anyway. I have started the USN 12 week challenge. For those who don’t know what it is you can check it out on : http://www.usnchallenge.co.za/. Basically it is a 12 week body for life challenge where you eat properly with reduced diet and added supplements and kak off in the gym for 12 weeks.

USN Challenge

It is not easy, to put it mildly. I will create a separate page and try keep it updated as much as possible, at least weekly.

Wish me luck. Today was day 3 and I’m hurting. I have also been warned that this is just the beginning!

 
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Posted by on October 15, 2008 in Hmmm, Life, Sports, Technology, Wishlist

 

P.E. – The 10 minute city!

My God time here is flying. It feels like just a few hours ago I went to pick Rethom up from the airport! Gees! And now it’s Saturday!

The past few days have been absolutely crazy what with running around and getting stuff sorted out for my new house. Shopping and fixing and sorting and more shopping and looking and sizing etc etc. I think I am about half way through now!

Did I mention before how much I love this city? Well I do! It is absolutely incredible. The people are amazing, service in every restaurant or takeaway I have been in so far has been nothing short of impeccable (with a polite smile), there is VERY little traffic and everything is 10 minutes or less away no matter where in town it is! Except for rush hour cos then its 13 minutes, but rush hour only lasts 25 minutes!

If I must find a complaint then it would have to be about how fast people get from one place to another. Although it is really handy and such a difference from the shit traffic one has to put up with in Johannesburg, the only downside to not spending a lot of time in my car is that I don’t get enough time to charge my phone anymore! 8) And if that is to be my biggest problem here, I ain’t ever leaving! I have been here a week and done a LOT of driving back and forth across town. I have only used half a tank of petrol so far!

It’s a much healthier lifestyle here too. People don’t just hang around in bars even though I beg them to! I have been going to the gym, played some tennis, had a braai with mates and been able to achieve a lot of housey housey stuff and I have only been here 1 week! If this is even half of what I have to look forward to then great, Hoox is a happy man!

If you don’t believe what I say about this place, come and see it for yourself. It’s kewl. Very kewl! And because it’s a beachy / university town, you very rarely need shoes and long trousers to go anywhere! My kind of vibe!

So if I don’t write as often as I used to, please just understand that it’s quite likely I’m outside flying or paragliding, or playing tennis, or at the gym, or learning to kite board, or learning to surf, or playing the guitar, or out photographing kewl stuff. I have watched TV once here and that was for about 20 minutes. There are much better things to be doing!

This is the new life. This is the new Hoox!

 
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Posted by on October 11, 2008 in CPL, Family, Friends, Life, Party!, South Africa, Transport, Wishlist

 

In the midst of a catch up

Today is now Wednesday and I woke up to some weather that I have not seen in a very very long time. The bright flash and crack that looked and sounded like a mortar or similar artillery landing 20 feet from my bed turned out to be lightning and the corresponding thunder overhead. So much for the lie in.

Well I’m up now and chomping on my breakfast. Good times. I’m sitting at my desk and I’m watching sheet rain fly sideways past my window and I’m loving it. Only thing I’m not that impressed about is realising that I forgot my previously damp / now soaking bathmat out on the line. At least it’s getting a wash Mother Nature style! Whoo Hooo! I have a garden with a clothes line!

I forgot to mention last week in all my hassle of trying to pack and get sorted to leave Johannesburg, my favourite favourite was in town. The world’s best Bean came to visit from London. It was awesome timing cos as she arrived on Saturday, she had enough time to drop off her bags, say hi to her mom and get out to Grand Central Airport and come flying with me, LNel and B. We had a wonderful flight out over Hartees again looking for B’s farm and then out again to Pilanesberg and again over Sun City.

Her and I then had some kewl time afterwards to sit and catch up over a meal and a few drinks! We squeezed in a few more events during her week but schedules were so hectic I never got to see her half as much as I would have wanted. Last Thursday as I was packing the last of my stuff to hit the road, we went flying again, this time with her nephews. It was a great flight, somewhat bumpy with turbulent air, but what with circumstances and turbulence it created an “interesting” landing which turned into a go-around. I chalk it down to experience and one I will laugh about for quite some time to come.

Bean… Thanks for the time. It was great seeing you again. Next time Port Elizabeth! Love you babes! See you soon!

This week so far has just been spent running around trying to get my house in order. I have also been talking to the different flying schools trying to make sense of everything that’s going on. I think my mind is now made up which does bring with it a sense of peace. Spooky, as I was typing that my phone rang and it was the school that I felt I was going to go with. My mind is now made up. I start at 2pm today. Night rating, here I come.

My mother arrives for a long weekend visit tomorrow. It’s also Mullac’s birthday tomorrow with events kicking off on the weekend. Kewl. Tomorrow is also Pillik’s birthday. Happy birthday babes! Pity I can’t come celebrate with you in Korea! So much going on! It’s great! You are all invited! 8)

 
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Posted by on October 8, 2008 in CPL, Family, Friends, Home, Party!, South Africa, Transport

 
 
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