I never knew being a student could be so expensive! I know now.
My money is in the UK. Have you seen the exchange rate lately? Every day I lose more money! When I did my calculations to see if I could afford all this the rate was in the upper 15′s. It has now dropped to upper 13′s and still dropping!
I never thought there would be a time that I would regret being so damn generous with my money when I had it. Oh well. It will all work out!
Does anyone know of any rich tarts out there that are in the running to be my sugar mommy? You can tell her that she will get to go flying on weekends and if she plays her cards right, might even get to join the Mile High Club! Apply within!
Otherwise you will soon see me at the entrance to all major airports around the country with my sign that reads:
Please Help
Student Pilot
Need Fuel
Need Flying Hours
No Job, No Wife, No Kids
NO MONEY
Word in my mate far away. “Remember to tell the universe what you want! FOCUS!”
OK, Universe, here we have it. You got me this far so I can assure you it ain’t going to end this way! Universe, I am one stinking rich student pilot! Now please be so kind as to go and sort that out! You have a few lotteries you can use, perhaps a competition or two, get me signed up in some oil tycoon’s will or whatever. You choose! Just make it happen!
I had better sign off now. Internet rates are ridiculous in this country! 8)
