Mile High Club

20 08 2008

I was talking to a good friend of mine, Shanz, recently and we got onto the inevitable aviation discussion, “The Mile High Club”

For those who don’t know, all one of you, the Mile High Club is quite simply an unofficial “club” of people who have had sex at an altitude of above 1 Mile.

Mile High 01

So I got to thinking. Could this be possible on the ground? After doing a bit of maths I thought it may just very well be possible. Allow me to explain.

1 Mile = 6080 feet
Johannesburg = 5994 feet
Carton Centre = 203 meters / 665 feet

Therefore : The top of Carton Centre is approx. 6659 feet AMSL (Above Mean Sea Level) which by far outdoes the minimum 6080 feet requirement. I think you can see where I’m heading with this.

So, the only questions I have now are, “Does the Mile High Club count at +1 Mile AMSL or does it have to be + 1 Mile AGL (Above Ground Level)”, “Does a shag on the 52nd storey of Carlton guarantee entry into this world famous and specialized club?”

I think I know where the outcome will lie but it’s worth a shot. Sorry for you earthlings!

Mile High 02
(Click for larger image - It’s worth it!)

You better start speaking nicely to a pilot. Give me a shout, I can probably hook you up in the right direction. 8)


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9 responses to “Mile High Club”

2 09 2008
Shanz (20:48:20) :

Personally - i think it should have to be done in an aircraft in flight…..

3 09 2008
HooX (14:01:37) :

Shanz - Ok. I have been asking around and I think that is the general consensus. Mile High must definitely be airborne! Come on ladies! 8)

23 11 2008
lonnie (07:58:50) :

Im losted mile high club what is it?

23 11 2008
HooX (09:03:19) :

Lonnie - Quite simple really. As taken from Wiki: “The mile high club (or MHC) is a slang term collectively applied to individuals who have engaged in sexual intercourse while on board an aircraft in flight at least 1 mile (5,280 ft/1,609 m AGL) above the Earth.”
Check out the links:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mile_high_club
http://www.milehighclub.com/

28 11 2008
lonnie (05:34:02) :

who is the founder of the mile high club? melissa Akins?

28 11 2008
Willie G (06:21:39) :

Now I’m confused. What’s the 6080 ft all about? 1 mile = 1760 yards = 5280 ft.

Is this a pilot thing?

WG
PS Not a member (yet), but available to help any ladies who want to join!

28 11 2008
HooX (08:42:41) :

Lonnie - I’m sorry I don’t get the connection. Who is Melissa Akins? And just in case it was a serious questions, I did a quick bit of research back into Wiki: “The first member of the mile high club is considered the pilot and design engineer Lawrence Sperry, who allegedly received his “membership” when he tested the self-constructed autopilot and had sex with Mrs. Waldo Polk during a flight on a Curtiss Flying Boat to New York in in November 1916″

WG - I guess it is a pilot thing. We fly in nautical miles and therefore the mile high club is based on nautical miles. Quotes from Wiki: “There are 5,280 feet in a statute mile or approximately 6,076 feet in a nautical mile”. “While historically the nautical mile was defined as a minute of arc along a meridian of the Earth, the International Extraordinary Hydrographic Conference held in Monaco in 1929 adopted what is now the universally accepted definition of a nautical mile as “1852 metres exactly.” (6076.1155 feet)”. What a nice offer Willie. I see you are still the overly generous man I knew so many years ago! 8)

28 11 2008
lonnie (19:21:00) :

Who was founder of the mile high club? Was it a woman who started this thing? I didn’t ask who was the first member , Lost connection you should wake up! (lol) I google alot a site and what I read was a Melissa Akins started the mile high and just wanted to know if this was true

29 11 2008
HooX (08:56:18) :

Lonnie - Exactly what I wrote if you read carefully, the only reference to the starting of the Mile High Club was Lawrence Sperry and Mrs. Waldo Polk (we are not here to criticize their adulterous behavior). Since there is no real club as such I feel the person who started it is also the first unofficial member thus also being the founder member who again were Lawrence Sperry and Mrs. Waldo Polk. I’m sure not how much clearer I can make it? I’m not entirely sure how you use Google or how you interpret the results but the only reference I can find to Melissa Akins is the following and I don’t even want to know what you were thinking when you saw this:

Basic Care for the Domestic Ferret
109k - Microsoft Powerpoint -
Presented by Melissa Akins and the Mile High Ferret Club ” … Mile High Ferret Club. Cat or kitten food is not appropriate for ferrets! …

So no, I firmly believe she was not the first female shagged 1mile above the ground! Feel free to prove me otherwise. As always I am open to correction.

Wide awake…

Hoox

Ps. I think it would have been more appropriate had their names been Low-rent Spermy and Mrs Wanna Poke but hey, I didn’t write history, I’m merely reporting on it.

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