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To cut to the chase, yeah I signed up at gym. No not Jim, the CEO of the massively fattening fast food chain, I mean GYM.. of the run for an hour and get nowhere variety. Check it out on Wiki:

I will wait 5 minutes for all those that know me to get their breath back and get up off the floor. I hope you never hurt yourself.

I signed up at the gym in 4-ways, Johannesburg with a national membership since as everyone knows, I’m not a fan of staying still for very long. Already I have moved house during the week so I use the one in Centurion now. It started out great. Not bad for someone who doesn’t have a clue really. Or any will to go to the gym.

I was supposed to have school class last night but it was canceled due to unforeseen circumstances so instead of wasting that time I decided to go to the gym. It was really good. Late night gym is much better. The chicks certainly are nicer. I digress. So it’s a little busier but I still preferred it.

When I was done and walking out I suddenly encountered what is arguably the cruelest thing ever conceived. I find it difficult to discuss in writing so I will attempt to depict it in pictures.

This is what I saw when I walked out the front doors of the gym:

And to all those not particularly familiar with the sign, here is a close up. I know all you Capetonians know what I’m talking about. Yeah, Primi Piatti

How can you possibly put the entrance of the world’s best pizza / pasta place opposite the entrance to a frikkin gym people? You walk up the stairs and your mind is going, “Turn left or turn right? Turn left or turn right?” And even for people like me who did manage to turn left and hit the gym and are now ravenous, resistance is futile on the way out.

This should go down in history as a modern day example of true good vs evil!