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LANES!!!

11 Jul

You stupid simplistic idiotic drivers. Do you have NO clue as to what lanes on a road / highway are for? If it has been that long since you bought your drivers license then allow me to help you!

Lanes are to assist the flow of traffic. The more lanes there are the more it was deemed necessary based on studies recording specific flows of traffic at certain times of the day. Now I’m not sure if you were told by the guy selling you your license, but lanes are generally split into regulated categories from left to right, “slow, medium and fast” flowing vehicles respectively. If there are only two lanes then use your brains and try to figure out on your own that the left lane is still the slow lane and the right lane is still for faster and overtaking traffic.

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You get where I am heading here? There is sweet F-All point on sitting in the fast lane going the same speed or slower than the vehicles to your left. You are a hazard to yourself and others and here’s why: Now think a little more. If you are used to driving on the left and overtaking on the right then surely you are more inclined to check carefully on your right before shifting over. Same applies to the left asshole. Look before you meander over to the left at your leisure because chances are that 100 cars behind you are now pissed that you are hogging the fast lane and are now overtaking you on the left.

I’m not sure if you are simply stupid or grossly inconsiderate and dwell in your delusions of grandeur.

God I don’t even know why I bother.

 

5 Responses to LANES!!!

  1. stoo

    July 14, 2008 at 2:31 am

    have you ever thought about therapy
    take it from a cool level headed scotsman – who has never had any….
    i think you neeed some to tell me what its like…

    x

     
  2. jUUlie

    July 14, 2008 at 9:12 am

    You need to get back to a shithole… you’re really hurting for stuff to rant about. Can you play re-runs of that closet you lived in in Angola?

     
  3. HooX

    July 14, 2008 at 9:59 pm

    Stoo – Have you not figured it out yet? My bitching online IS my therapy. This way I spot the obvious, have a huge bitch about it and in some sick way it becomes someone elses problem and I walk away feeling much better about life in general. 8) Not kewl is it? Oh well fuck it! Haha

    jUUles – Hahahahaha. God that was a shithole wasn’t it? Apparently my replacement is ummmmm isss ummmmmm… well let’s just say they would pay big bucks to have me back and are swearing at me behind my back now. You think they will learn? Hell no! Hahaha

     
  4. IZ

    July 19, 2008 at 5:29 pm

    You sound like you’ve never lived/drove in Albania!!!!!! Or maybe you would like to come back and explain the expert drivers around here what the lanes are for. (Yes, I am still here and Yes, you did tell me)

     
  5. HooX

    July 22, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    IZ – Hahahahahaha. You make me laugh! Told you so! 8)

     

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