More-Skee-Toes

19 04 2008

Oh my word. I feel like a biological pin cushion. I was attacked, invaded, mutilated and violated by a swarm of mosquitoes last night. I swear if I was a few KGs lighter the mother suckers would have carried me away.

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When I got up, the greedy lazy bastards were just hanging out on the wall and too fat and heavy, being full of my blood, to fly away. I must have killed 40 while going through the regular morning routine of S, S & S. I even stood on a few. They enjoyed me that much that they couldn’t even get airborne!

After coming into the office and bitching enough, it seems them in charge will now do something about it such as nets or repellant. Do I have to think of everything around here?

I couldn’t find anyone to pick on yesterday so I am going to have to look harder today. I guess I have just become too much of a nice guy. I have no more fight left in me.


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8 responses to “More-Skee-Toes”

20 04 2008
momsy (04:09:42) :

I feel your pain mosquitoes LOVE me!! People like us taste good, i guess. Is it true if you hold your breath they can’t let go?

20 04 2008
Louisa (07:41:36) :

:lol:
I’m glad you made it through the night HooX! Those little vampires are vicious! When/If you get your net just remember that if you tough the net they can still get to you. Start practicing sleeping rolled up in a tiny ball so long?

20 04 2008
jUUles (09:04:23) :

Wow… them Angolan skeeters got sum big ol’ bean bags… are they always pink like that, or only after they’ve sucked your blood?

20 04 2008
HooX (09:27:17) :

Momsy - hahaha. If you hold your breathe? HAHAHAHA… Where on earth did you hear that? I will try it and let you know but I have an idea how this is going to turn out. 8)

Lou - Sleeping rolled up in a tiny ball? Where are you people from? Hahaha

jUUles - Hell yeah! And that’s all Im gonna say about that! 8)

20 04 2008
Another Hook (10:19:16) :

Just have another beer, and keep at it. Then the mozzies will get so pissed they can’t aim straight any more, an’ you’ll be okay !

20 04 2008
HooX (10:37:47) :

AH - Morale will be on the increase but I cant vouch for productivity. 8)

21 04 2008
payne (02:32:10) :

DEEEEEETTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

21 04 2008
HooX (08:03:36) :

Payne - Hahahahahahahahahahhaha. Touche! LOLOL. PISSER!!!

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