Oh my word. I feel like a biological pin cushion. I was attacked, invaded, mutilated and violated by a swarm of mosquitoes last night. I swear if I was a few KGs lighter the mother suckers would have carried me away.
When I got up, the greedy lazy bastards were just hanging out on the wall and too fat and heavy, being full of my blood, to fly away. I must have killed 40 while going through the regular morning routine of S, S & S. I even stood on a few. They enjoyed me that much that they couldn’t even get airborne!
After coming into the office and bitching enough, it seems them in charge will now do something about it such as nets or repellant. Do I have to think of everything around here?
I couldn’t find anyone to pick on yesterday so I am going to have to look harder today. I guess I have just become too much of a nice guy. I have no more fight left in me.
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