I have been out of ouch for a while due to lack of reasonable internet access over the last weekend. To think that I actually had better connection speeds in Angola than in South Africa is mind boggling. I digress…
National Cleavage Day is underway and I really hope to get huge support from the ladies out there. I have already received some submissions which have been placed on the main NCD page (in no particular order) and with no changes made by me. I will keep updating and adding as and when I get them in…
A HUGE thank you to those who have submitted until now. You know who you are! Keep the word spreading. Keep up the support. 8)
I hear Radio 5 running some ads about National Cleavage Day as well. I still have not heard anything about the functions they are planning though. Anyone know or have any ideas?
Unfortunately I have not received a response yet from the organization that I was hoping to donate the proceeds to so until that time I cannot say where the money will be going but rest assured, no matter how much, it will be going to a good cause. I just need to get their permission to publish their details. Who would have thought giving money away would be this difficult?
See you soon!
Hoox
Billy
April 3, 2008 at 7:46 am
Wow, what a way to brighten a dull Northumbrian day…Thanks to all contributors.
If i am to make a calendar out of these pics we need another few cos here in the northern hemisphere we have twelve months every year.
Hoox, – see my comment on DJ Hoox?
willieg1888
April 3, 2008 at 3:14 pm
OK, it’s dangerous, but I’m going to have a guess. If any of these lovely contributers were Melaz, then I’d like to hope it was the bottom left.
Mind you, all the girls look just lovely and I’d like to thank them for their unselfish acts. I’d also like to thank Chris for single-handedly reviewing all the contributions. Yes, with fame, come responsibility.
Willie G
PS If bottom left is not Melaz, then she’s still a fine looking woman.
HooX
April 3, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Billy – You are right. I figured we were a few short. Im still awaiting entries. I will take a look at DJ Hoox and comment there…
WG – Hehehe. As part of the confidentiality clause I cannot name the breast. All I can say is that Melaz has not yet submitted. We live in hope! 8)
Billy
April 3, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Hoox, Can you tell us what continents they are from then (confidentiality clause).
WG. i am surprised you did not recognise me…..
Louisa
April 3, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Good to see this plan of yours is gaining some momentum now HooX.
So tomorrow is the big day – have you managed to secure the tradition in Angola over your brief stay so far? (If not, don’t worry too much…I’m sure sure something will come up…this is your day and don’t you forget it!)
Melaz
April 3, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Hoox darling I’m impressed! Not only we (WG and I) have the same cleavagers’ taste, but also seem to support the same cause. And remember, afterall is the cause that counts.Therefore, I would like make a new deal. I submit my pic with W the Great signiture of course in exchange to the beneficiary contribution of 10,000 Euro going straight to the Breast Cancer research association account. So we’ll be all winners….you get to live too. hahaha
HooX
April 3, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Billy – To be honest, somewhere in the confidentiality clause I should have written “I cant tell who they are or where they are from cos I dont know!”. Hehehe. To be honest mate, with the exception of a few that I know, the internet is borderless and completely anonymous.
Lou – Hey yeah the pics are coming in no matter how slow. Its still good fun. I dont know enough people in Angola to get the momentum going like the last big ditch effort good cause. Besides Im in Durban now and heading to Joburg tomorrow. I will find a way of updating tomorrow….
Melaz – At last I found something that impresses you! Awesome! Only 10,000 Euro? Why so little? Not bad for one picture. I look forward to your submission! 8)
willieg1888
April 4, 2008 at 8:47 am
This is addressed to Miss Bottom Left….
I have given this matter a lot of thought and I have searched to find the words that properly express my admiration and love for you.
“I want to be your seahorse!”
Melaz,
I’m so sorry that Hoox has upset you. Anger is easy, forgiving is the right thing to do.
Hoox,
Dead man walking!
Billy,
Great idea about the calendar. I’m sure that it would sell well and make a major contribution to charity. We could even make a film about it starring Helen Miran. Bags a front row seat at the premier.
Regards
WG
Miss Bottom-Left
April 4, 2008 at 2:48 pm
*blush*
WG
You love me, and want to be my seahorse? Sjoe! That’s a bit sudden…
Thanks for the compliment though
hope you have an awesome NCD.
willieg1888
April 9, 2008 at 4:05 pm
My dearest Miss BL,
Recent studies have shown that staring at women’s breast for 10 minutes a day is equivelent to 30 minutes hard excercise and, if done regularly, can increase a man’s lifespan by 5 years.
In my heart, I know that you are a good girl and I would be honoured if you could help me extend my lifespan.
Who knows, maybe you will enjoy it (I know I will).
WG
Miss Bottom-Left
April 10, 2008 at 7:16 am
Dearest WG,
Please site these studies that you’re referring to? I have never heard of these studies being conducted and I am very interested in learning more.
“In my heart, I know that you are a good girl” – who said that?!
KT
April 10, 2008 at 7:29 am
Willy G!!! does Melaz know you are cheating on her with MBL? tsst tsst not nice!
willieg1888
April 10, 2008 at 8:59 am
my dearest MBL,
I have already sent a copy of the study to Mr Hoox (I only hope that he is willing to act as an intermediary). Perhaps he could e-mail thestudy to you. It’s an unfortunate fact that he knows your identity while I am still in the dark.
KT,
Melaz and I have an open relationship and I’m sure she would be very happy for me and MBL.
Melaz,
This does not, of course, change anything. You know that you, Pauline and her sisters remain my dearest friends in Albania.
WG
Melaz
April 11, 2008 at 4:38 pm
KT
Look what happened girl…I turn my back for a day or two and I’m not in WG’s favorite.
WG
Are you out of your mind? Since when we do have an open relationship. That means only troubles in Albania and I would assume its even worse in Egypt ..
Hoox
Darling, I think there is no point to distribute WG’s study. He’s a stingy scotsman that can not even donate 10,000 pounds to increase his own lifespan. By the way, there is a rock live concert in Tirana tomorrow with Ian Paice (of Deep Purples). It takes only 5 min to join us you know…..
HooX
April 12, 2008 at 12:48 pm
All – Thanks very much for leaving me out of this one! NOT! I will distribute the study to anyone in need of healing. Just shout!
Melaz – You know I would be there in an instant if I could! 5 minutes? So you have the time machine do you? I was wondering where it vanished to! Have you seen how long it takes me to get ANYWHERE? 3 days and 5 minutes might be a little more accurate. Ohhh you mean an Albanian pes minute? Hahahaha I get it! Ska problem. Puc Puc
willieg1888
April 12, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Melaz,
Why would I spend 10,000 GBP to extend my lifespan if it just meant more time without you? If fate were to smile upon me, then I might have a different point of view.
Anyway, you need to have a relationship before it can be considered “open” or not.
Hoox,
You may think your life is sorted, but trust me, the fun has only just started. Just pray that you are not doing what I am doing when you reach my age.
WG
HooX
April 12, 2008 at 3:58 pm
WG – Thanks for the heads up but there’s nothing wrong with doing what you are doing when I get to your age if that is what I want to be doing. The way I see it, that life has opened it’s treasure chest and given me what I needed to take the leap and make a change. Therefore I was doing that last week. This is a whole new week and a whole new life. A big part of this decision has come from talking to you and receiving your words of wisdom so all I can say in response is, if you see it as a negative life then move on. Make a change. Come fly in SA… 8)
willieg1888
April 13, 2008 at 8:43 am
Sorry mate, my note was a little confusing. What I really meant was try and make sure you are not working when you reach my age.
Mmmm….. SA! Now there’s a thought. But first I have to get to KZ and be with the love of my life. I’m still hopeful of spending more time with the next Mrs G over the next 20 years or so. Now that’s something to look forward to.
Remember! NO REGRETS
WG
PS It’s good to see that your career plan includes turning left EVERY time you get on a plane. Front row seat! Very impressive.
HooX
April 13, 2008 at 11:57 am
WG – Hahahahahaha. Oh God mate you kill me! The front row. Hahahaha. That’s a great new header for later. We will move from “The Passport Thrasher” to “The Hanging Passport” to “Newz and Viewz from the Front Row”. You legend. I have the memory of a goldfish. Remind me of this later. Thanks too for the clarification of what you said but still my views remain the same. I will still be doing what I do when I reach your age if I want to be doing those things then. And still if you don’t want to be living your life now then you know what to do! Only do it if you are having fun doing it. Go to KZ for 20 years, relax, NO REGRETS! Make sure you visit SA with KZ sometime in those 20 years! Sooner than later mate!