Mark it up in your calendar. It’s official:
04 April 2008 is National Cleavage Day 2008!
It’s true, it’s up and we are ready to go.
I got the official press release from the organisers (I’m not sure if I can mention her name) which pretty much declares the day on. Go for it. Get ready. I have more information expected in the near future.
Although it seems official events have not been set up yet, they are mentioning there will be some activity at Billie the BUMS, Frankie Bananaz and Cubana Latino.
Also stay tuned to Radio 5:
Tell 5FM’s Gareth Cliff How you Wear the Bra from 31 March to 4 April to win the Uber Wear the Bra prize – you will Wear the Bra, Be a Star. Think Jetsetter life!!
My last post I suggested: “And since it will be for a very good cause, I will set up a scheme for OffTheHoox to make a donation with your help and input as we have done in the past”.
Now, to put my money where my mouth (keyboard) is, I have decided that you and I together can do some good. I will pledge R10.00 per cleavage photo (that I can post online) to a charity that I will name later. Again, I will need to put a capped limit of R1000 to save from bankrupting me. Perhaps there are others out there that will add to the limit and then who knows how far we can go. You can start sending the photos immediately and I will be posting them between 31 March and 4 April.
Email your photos HERE:
OffTheHoox@gmail.com and please make the subject NCD
All photos will remain anonymous and I can assist with photo editing if faces should be removed should you wish but don’t know how. Just mention that in the email. Otherwise, they will all go up untouched.
All I ask is that you keep it authentic. Please don’t be posting any pics that are not your own, pics that others may not want online or random pics that you have found on the internet.
Let everybody know about it. It’s for a GREAT cause!
I have created a page dedicated to this event. Keep coming back for updates closer to the time: National Cleavage Day 2008!
More to come!
Hx
Louisa
March 1, 2008 at 8:29 am
Hehehe…I was wondering when that would come up again. Let it not be said that I don’t keep my promises
willieg1888
March 19, 2008 at 1:43 am
Chris,
I know you are a busy man and I really want to help. If you forward any submitted pics to me along with the model’s name and address, then I will personally visit the young lady to confirm that her offering is genuine.
Regards
WG
PS This offer does not include “bricky’s cleavages”!
PPS Does anyone know where i can buy a hand warmer?
HooX
March 19, 2008 at 6:31 am
Lou – Oh yes! I remember… you DID say that you would dedicate a day to me. Good choice of day! Get all the cleavage you can, It’s for a good cause! 8)
WG – Yes Sir. I would appreciate the help my good friend. But with that task come great responsibility. It will mean visiting the brickies as well and telling them kindly, “Say no to crack boys!” Lemme know how you do on the handwarmers.
8)
Louisa
March 21, 2008 at 9:20 am
Mwahahahaha! Oh I see how you’re going to be playing this one HooX…very clever.
I’ll have a word with a couple of budds and see what I can organise for you. But this time I don’t think I’m going to be the one who bankrupts you.
Melaz
March 22, 2008 at 10:30 am
Thank you Hoox for bringing to my attention this imporant cause. I have 4 days off due to religous diversity in my country and was wondering what could I possibly do to keep myself alive and not die from being bored. I could organize a bunch of people to lobby the government for making 4th of April a Hollyday… or may be not a good idea since they are too busy addressing National problems. Or I could invite my girlfriends to a votka redbull take off party at my place and pridely contribute to your bankrupcy with few juice snapshots of cleavagers..that is a word ok!
HooX
March 22, 2008 at 11:17 am
Lou – You are great. I trust you will be able to come through for this good cause as you have in the past. It’s going to be fun but I just hope I can find the time to arrange it all. I will make a plan. <– Look at next comment for a great idea…
Melaz – You legend. Ignore politics. Leave it to the politicians! Rather do what you do so well and show a bit of cleavage. You girls rock! Have a cleavage party with all your cleavagers (I officially recognise that as a word!) and I could possibly even dedicate a section to this effort. You know what? That’s just given me an idea. For every cleavge with N.C.D, O.T.H. or OffTheHoox written on it will be worth double points and will contribute R20 per photo! Thanks for a great idea Melaz! You get cracking! 8). Go Vodka RedBull… Oh and if you could have this prty sooner than Friday so that all the pics could be loaded before the actual day would be great. If not, Saturday could be ok.. XXX
Louisa
March 23, 2008 at 8:02 am
Double and Triple points? Mwahahaha…dammit…now I’ll have to retake the photos again.
I’m spreading the word HooX – so far I have another 4 friends that have said they will definitely participate and I’m sure there will be more by Next week once everyone gets to their e-mail I’ve sent them.
Have you now decided for sure which good cause you’ll be supporting with this money?
HooX
March 24, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Hey Lou – That’s awesome. You are such a great sport! Maybe you can contact the guys at your old work that used to turn the aircon down real low for extra effect to send us some personal favourites? I am definitely considering a breast cancer awareness program / charity in South Africa. Or a global one. I think since it’s National Cleavage Day that it would be apt to include them. I will advise the details shortly I hope! (When I get a chance) Time aint exactly on my side right now. But thanks again for being my number 1 supporter of all deeds good! 8)
Louisa
March 24, 2008 at 6:03 pm
I’ll have a word with Simone’ and see what she says about sending something perky from the ice box.
And you’re welcome of course. It’s not hard to be supportive when you keep picking great causes like YOU do…so thanks HooX!
*cough* *cough*
First batch of photos should be good to go by tomorrow night – I’ve promised to do some editing for some of them before they get sent to you. By far one of the weirdest things I’ve asked my friends to do – but hey! it’s for a good cause and it’s anonymous right?
HooX
March 24, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Lou – 2 words: You ROCK! – Completely annonymous if that’s the wish. I do like the spirit… “The first batch” !! 8)
Billy
March 25, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Can i just say that i think April 4th is going to be special this year, suggest May 4th for Camel toe day, June 4th for Socks down the jocks day.
HooX
March 25, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Billy – I think that’s a FANTASTIC idea. And then July 4th something special for American Independance Day?
willieg1888
March 27, 2008 at 6:41 am
Mmmm,
Perhaps we could mark July 4th with the “Richard Cranium Awards”?
Seems like a suitable date
WG
angel
March 27, 2008 at 7:57 am
mail me a button please dude- to link to you!!!
HooX
March 27, 2008 at 1:03 pm
WG – Hahahahaha. Yeah mate! Absolutely. Although if that were the case then every day would be holiday out there.
Angel – Just mailed you… HUH? Hahaha