Comments on: I started a joke http://offthehoox.com/2008/02/04/i-started-a-joke/ Sat, 10 Jan 2009 03:07:50 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=MU hourly 1 By: IZ http://offthehoox.com/2008/02/04/i-started-a-joke/#comment-5664 IZ Sat, 09 Feb 2008 17:25:24 +0000 http://hoox.wordpress.com/2008/02/04/i-started-a-joke/#comment-5664 WG - It is flattering that you think I am such a valiant person. And to tell you the truth - I used to be. Then 6 years ago I started working for who is in my country of origin better known as "capitalist pigs", then 2 years ago I moved to the beautiful USofA. Soooo, as a result, I will take the option number 2. And to make things easier for you, I've been in Carito 3 times so far, loved the place, and probably would not need a guide 24/7. However, I am taking you up on the dinner and drinks offer. Melaz - Not correct (it figures, as that is a male answer to an almost feminist joke - hm, sounds ridiculous). I will try and make it in time to assist you with your research tonight, unless work prevents me (refer to the above reference to "capitalist pigs"). WG - It is flattering that you think I am such a valiant person. And to tell you the truth - I used to be. Then 6 years ago I started working for who is in my country of origin better known as “capitalist pigs”, then 2 years ago I moved to the beautiful USofA. Soooo, as a result, I will take the option number 2. And to make things easier for you, I’ve been in Carito 3 times so far, loved the place, and probably would not need a guide 24/7. However, I am taking you up on the dinner and drinks offer.

Melaz - Not correct (it figures, as that is a male answer to an almost feminist joke - hm, sounds ridiculous). I will try and make it in time to assist you with your research tonight, unless work prevents me (refer to the above reference to “capitalist pigs”).

]]> By: Melaz http://offthehoox.com/2008/02/04/i-started-a-joke/#comment-5662 Melaz Sat, 09 Feb 2008 14:18:15 +0000 http://hoox.wordpress.com/2008/02/04/i-started-a-joke/#comment-5662 Very tempting WG... I heard a manly response to this question "Because they think we care"...but i refuse to believe that's the correct answer. Therefore, tonight I will conduct a wee research at Hoox's jagerz party. I hope that the presence of blonds, brunettes, and red heads plus the strong influence of jagermeister will lead to some meaningful results. Very tempting WG…
I heard a manly response to this question “Because they think we care”…but i refuse to believe that’s the correct answer. Therefore, tonight I will conduct a wee research at Hoox’s jagerz party. I hope that the presence of blonds, brunettes, and red heads plus the strong influence of jagermeister will lead to some meaningful results.

]]> By: willieg1888 http://offthehoox.com/2008/02/04/i-started-a-joke/#comment-5661 willieg1888 Sat, 09 Feb 2008 08:49:05 +0000 http://hoox.wordpress.com/2008/02/04/i-started-a-joke/#comment-5661 IZ, There's a lot of honour in matching your wits against your peers and prevailing. I would imagine that would be a good enough prize, but I am willing to offer an added incentive. We are down to 2 contendors - IZ (you have scored your maximum of 5) and Melaz (on 4, but has the potential to draw even by answering the last question). So I suppose I could offer free accomodation in Cairo and the services of an almost trained guide (me) to escort the lucky lady around the various tourist areas of Cairo. Additionally, all food and beverages would be covered by the host. Alternatively, the winner could settle for a "well done" and the admiration of everyone in our family. WG PS Please pick option 2, cause it's cheaper and quicker IZ,

There’s a lot of honour in matching your wits against your peers and prevailing. I would imagine that would be a good enough prize, but I am willing to offer an added incentive.

We are down to 2 contendors - IZ (you have scored your maximum of 5) and Melaz (on 4, but has the potential to draw even by answering the last question). So I suppose I could offer free accomodation in Cairo and the services of an almost trained guide (me) to escort the lucky lady around the various tourist areas of Cairo. Additionally, all food and beverages would be covered by the host.

Alternatively, the winner could settle for a “well done” and the admiration of everyone in our family.

WG
PS Please pick option 2, cause it’s cheaper and quicker

]]> By: IZ http://offthehoox.com/2008/02/04/i-started-a-joke/#comment-5658 IZ Fri, 08 Feb 2008 00:19:28 +0000 http://hoox.wordpress.com/2008/02/04/i-started-a-joke/#comment-5658 WG - Didn't you know that women fall for men of your description?! Those are the guys we consider gentlemen, not the pansy shmancy types. :))) Or so we say ... Anyways, I would like to know what's the prize for winning the quiz. WG - Didn’t you know that women fall for men of your description?! Those are the guys we consider gentlemen, not the pansy shmancy types. :) )) Or so we say …

Anyways, I would like to know what’s the prize for winning the quiz.

]]> By: willieg1888 http://offthehoox.com/2008/02/04/i-started-a-joke/#comment-5651 willieg1888 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 09:06:37 +0000 http://hoox.wordpress.com/2008/02/04/i-started-a-joke/#comment-5651 Melaz, Well done…… We are down to 1 question and, as the question was set by IZ, Melaz has a chance to draw level. Could we be entering a tie-break situation? Looks like I need to open up the "Book of All Questions" to see what we have available. If anyone wants to send me some more (with the answers of course) then try willieg1888@btinternet.com. So in our perpetual quiz, the latest scores are…… IZ - 5 (2,3,4,7,8) Melaz - 4 (1,6,10,11) Snavy - 2 (5,9) Louisa - 1 (12) 13/ Why do so many women fake orgasm? _____________________________________________________________________ So keep the answers coming and don’t post new questions until the author confirms you have scored. Good luck Melaz,

Well done……

We are down to 1 question and, as the question was set by IZ, Melaz has a chance to draw level. Could we be entering a tie-break situation? Looks like I need to open up the “Book of All Questions” to see what we have available.

If anyone wants to send me some more (with the answers of course) then try willieg1888@btinternet.com.

So in our perpetual quiz, the latest scores are……

IZ - 5 (2,3,4,7, 8)
Melaz - 4 (1,6,10,11)
Snavy - 2 (5,9)
Louisa - 1 (12)

13/ Why do so many women fake orgasm?
_____________________________________________________________________

So keep the answers coming and don’t post new questions until the author confirms you have scored.

Good luck

]]> By: Melaz http://offthehoox.com/2008/02/04/i-started-a-joke/#comment-5650 Melaz Thu, 07 Feb 2008 08:18:01 +0000 http://hoox.wordpress.com/2008/02/04/i-started-a-joke/#comment-5650 Goodmorning Gentleman, I think I cracked #10. "Honey, I'm home!" . It was really hard question to figure out, untill last night.... Ps. Ladies! We finally found out what could truly upset some males of our community... Goodmorning Gentleman,
I think I cracked #10. “Honey, I’m home!” . It was really hard question to figure out, untill last night….

Ps. Ladies! We finally found out what could truly upset some males of our community…

]]> By: willieg1888 http://offthehoox.com/2008/02/04/i-started-a-joke/#comment-5649 willieg1888 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 07:57:01 +0000 http://hoox.wordpress.com/2008/02/04/i-started-a-joke/#comment-5649 Louisa, Well done...... We are down to 2 questions. If anyone wants to send me some more (with the answers of course) then try willieg1888@btinternet.com. So in our perpetual quiz, the latest scores are…… IZ - 5 (2,3,4,7,8) Melaz - 3 (1,6,11) Snavy - 2 (5,9) Louisa - 1 (12) 10/ The three words women hate to hear most during sex: _____________________________________________________________________ 13/ Why do so many women fake orgasm? _____________________________________________________________________ So keep the answers coming and don’t post new questions until the author confirms you have scored. Good luck WG PS I feel I should point out something to the female members of our community. The perception that I am a gentleman could not be further from the truth. Over the years I have (correctly) been called a... Cad Criminal Deviant Malefactor Miscreant Pervert Predator Rascal Reprobate Rogue Scoundrel Villain Womaniser Wrongdoer For confirmation, speak to Hoox Louisa,

Well done……

We are down to 2 questions. If anyone wants to send me some more (with the answers of course) then try willieg1888@btinternet.com.

So in our perpetual quiz, the latest scores are……

IZ - 5 (2,3,4,7, 8)
Melaz - 3 (1,6,11)
Snavy - 2 (5,9)
Louisa - 1 (12)

10/ The three words women hate to hear most during sex:
_____________________________________________________________________
13/ Why do so many women fake orgasm?
_____________________________________________________________________

So keep the answers coming and don’t post new questions until the author confirms you have scored.

Good luck

WG
PS I feel I should point out something to the female members of our community. The perception that I am a gentleman could not be further from the truth. Over the years I have (correctly) been called a…

Cad
Criminal
Deviant
Malefactor
Miscreant
Pervert
Predator
Rascal
Reprobate
Rogue
Scoundrel
Villain
Womaniser
Wrongdoer

For confirmation, speak to Hoox

]]> By: Louisa http://offthehoox.com/2008/02/04/i-started-a-joke/#comment-5646 Louisa Thu, 07 Feb 2008 05:34:12 +0000 http://hoox.wordpress.com/2008/02/04/i-started-a-joke/#comment-5646 :-D Thanks Iz! Whoohoo! I'm on the score board at last! :-D Thanks Iz!
Whoohoo! I’m on the score board at last!

]]> By: IZ http://offthehoox.com/2008/02/04/i-started-a-joke/#comment-5640 IZ Wed, 06 Feb 2008 21:32:12 +0000 http://hoox.wordpress.com/2008/02/04/i-started-a-joke/#comment-5640 That is correct, Louisa! Good job! (hmmm - what am I saying here?!) WG, you do seem like a perfect gentleman, in spite of being a very tough judge. That is correct, Louisa! Good job! (hmmm - what am I saying here?!)

WG, you do seem like a perfect gentleman, in spite of being a very tough judge.

]]> By: HooX http://offthehoox.com/2008/02/04/i-started-a-joke/#comment-5636 HooX Wed, 06 Feb 2008 09:24:52 +0000 http://hoox.wordpress.com/2008/02/04/i-started-a-joke/#comment-5636 Nice work everyone! Oh and WG, of course I think of you as a gentleman. You see I even managed that with a straight face! Oh and to the question posters, please send them to WG at his address as stated above and also send him the answers so they can be scored quickly? Thanks! 8) Nice work everyone!
Oh and WG, of course I think of you as a gentleman. You see I even managed that with a straight face!

Oh and to the question posters, please send them to WG at his address as stated above and also send him the answers so they can be scored quickly?

Thanks! 8)

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