As they say humour is the best medicine. So why don’t we all sit around and feel good? Like me and the famous notorious WillieG
I was chatting to WillieG on Saturday and we were having a great laugh. As usual with good ‘ol Willie ‘n me, our conversation starting skirting around most of the polite company’s taboo talk. So just before he logged off to take his nice relaxing weekend under the Egyptian sun, he dropped a few jokes or as he put it, “I have a quiz for you my young man”.
So here you have it. I think I need help. I’m too innocent to understand:
1/ Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
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2/ What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
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3/ What’s the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
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4/ What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
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5/ What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
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6/ What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse’s ass?
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7/ Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
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8/ Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
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9/ The three words men hate to hear most during sex:
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10/ The three words women hate to hear most during sex:
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~{Thanks WG. I had to take some out so as not to die at the hands of an angry mob like last time. Sorry!}
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