Sleeping in is one of the best positive factors of being on holiday. I’m not one of these people that feel the desperate need to get out and about and make the most of every second. Sleeping, to me, IS making the most of every second. I love sleep!
Perhaps I overslept a little which is why I am a few days late for TT. I am on holiday so please allow me a few day’s grace. Besides, I have the ability to backdate. Which is exactly what I’m going to do. You see, I’m on time!
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Part II - The part that is all about YOU:
At some stage I would like to be able to showcase some other images that are not official, experienced, professional etc. What I’m talking about are photographs from Joe Public (that means any of YOU) that are on the same lines and which can be viewed and enjoyed by many. They don’t have to be fully exposed images. They can also be other works (online, professional, experienced or wherever) that you have seen or found and enjoy. I will add a little section to Titillating Tuesday for such personal works of art (PTT - Personal Titillating Tuesday). Saying that, I would really like to see some attempt at it being a work of art. No one is asking for a masterpiece, I’m just not looking for smut. There’s enough of that out there already.
All Personal Titillating Tuesday work can be sent to offthehoox@gmail.com
I will select the best of the bunch or perhaps a few depending on interest shown. Some details would be great too if you have them. Shutter speeds, ISO, F/Stop etc. If you don’t know what I’m talking about its perfectly acceptable. Send them in anyway. They will all remain strictly anonymous unless you specifically specify otherwise.
All I ask is that you try keep the file size down. Resolution of 800×600 or 500kb is ample to maintain the quality for this. Email me if you require instructions on how to this. I can make all further modifications. I don’t expect a huge response so I’m sure I can figure some time to help the infrequent submission.
Basic rules:
1. They must be your own. Do not submit (without permission) other’s naked pictures!
2. If they are professional art, the name of the artist must be mentioned.
3. No smut / porn will be posted. Please keep it clean within reason.
4. Have fun - Enjoy!
See you next week!
Dear Hoox: I know it’s not Tuesday today, but considering the numerious November holidays, all I can remember is waking up and saying: I don’t have to work today. And since you’ve been sleeping for a long time and your audience is getting pretty bored lets just pretend it’s the holly Titillating Tuesday. I knew you would agree. Thank you . So, I’m taking this rare opportunity to write something in this column. Last night I decided to watch a movie, but not a random Hollywood style movie, not at all, something more unconventional, revolutionary, and contraversial. In case you’re wondering in what planet can we find such movies I would love to inform you that “Tirana International Film festival” has officially started (Nov 26-Dec 02) http://www.tiranafilmfest.com/tiff07/home.html
Therefore, I grabbed a movie program while chit chatting with some young artists at Sheraton and start viewing it carefully. WR Mysteries of Organism with MAKAJEV as director was showing in early evening. After reading the short movie review
“’WR’, dazzling half-documentary mediation on Stalin and sexual liberation was banned everywhere from the director’s native Yugoslavia to the Venice Film Festival. Yet in the three decades since its first release, ‘WR: Mysteries of the Organism’ has come to be regarded as a masterpiece appearing on no less than a dozen top ten lists as one of the greatest films of all time”
and been missing the weekly titillating Tuesday I didn’t think twice but started the process of recruiting friends-viewers. After phoning a couple of people and talking to VMs mainly fortunatelly met with Danz, her hubby, and few other folks. Knowing that were no way they can spend an entire afternoon watching the half-documentary WR Mysteries of Organism I figured some that some tiny changes were necessary in the Title: “WR Mysteries of Orgasm”. Folks got all excited until they realized the trick. So I ended up with watching the movie with my little cousin. Thanks God she isn’t a minor anymore. I hurried to get on time to buy tickets, cheesy potato chips and all that good stuff. All set. A lot of “VIP”=actors, directors, producers were eventually waiting in the hall eager to watch the half-documentary. I didn’t feel a “VIP” at all, at least not me holding a bag of popcorn in one hand and coca-cola in the other. And it wasn’t getting any better, more free-popcorn people were coming (30 min waiting in line). Finally time to get in. After the coordinator’s welcoming speech the documentary started with an incredible history and sexual scene on the background, followed by several orgasms group therapies, quite controversial scenes all serving as metaphors used to surreally convey the message to viewers. I was keened. But where did everybody else go? I swear I did not realize this fact until later on. The theatre was less than half-emptied. Was that perhaps too much, too revolutionary, too wild for the “VIP” audience? Even the two pretty young actresses sitting closed to me that I was hoping to introduce them to your amazing Titillating Tuesday were gone already. Coming to think though, May Be I Was Looking In the Wrong Crowed. That’s all for now. See you next Tuesday. Reporter Melaz