Debut : A debut (or début) means the first major performance or exhibition which a performer or artist gives in his or her career.
As promised, I have the great pleasure in introducing a subject which is very close to my heart. Probably closer still (literally) to the heart of the female of the species but still a subject that I am pretty fond(ling) of nonetheless . The female breast.
(Click for more - Certainly NSFW)
Saying that however it also touches on another subject that I have recently become a fan of and that is photography. I’m not just talking about any old photography snapping away on a drunk evening in a random bar (of which I have become a bit known for in some parts) but more so of special effects imagery on Digital SLR playing with light and focus. Yeah. Art! I know that yogurt has been accused of having more culture than me but I think I may have picked up on something I enjoy. I would like to develop it slowly and see where it takes me.
In the mean time though, I am going to rely on the professionals and the experienced amateurs for my weekly Titillating Tuesday editions. Most of the work comes from DeviantArt, a site well frequented and introduced by friend and fellow blogger - Louisa @ 123 BlogMyself.
So without much further ado, I am pleased to introduce the first official work of art for Titillating Tuesday. Aptly named :
A breast of the situation by Acores Lisboa
Part II - The part that is all about YOU:
At some stage I would like to be able to showcase some other images that are not official, experienced, professional etc. What I’m talking about are photographs from Joe Public (that means any of YOU) that are on the same lines and which can be viewed and enjoyed by many. They don’t have to be fully exposed images. They can also be other works (online, professional, experienced or wherever) that you have seen or found and enjoy. I will add a little section to Titillating Tuesday for such personal works of art (PTT - Personal Titillating Tuesday). Saying that, I would really like to see some attempt at it being a work of art. No one is asking for a masterpiece, I’m just not looking for smut. There’s enough of that out there already.
All Personal Titillating Tuesday work can be sent to offthehoox@gmail.com
I will select the best of the bunch or perhaps a few depending on interest shown. Some details would be great too if you have them. Shutter speeds, ISO, F/Stop etc. If you don’t know what I’m talking about its perfectly acceptable. Send them in anyway. They will all remain strictly anonymous unless you specifically specify otherwise.
All I ask is that you try keep the file size down. Resolution of 800×600 or 500kb is ample to maintain the quality for this. Email me if you require instructions on how to this. I can make all further modifications. I don’t expect a huge response so I’m sure I can figure some time to help the infrequent submission.
Basic rules:
1. They must be your own. Do not submit (without permission) other’s naked pictures!
2. If they are professional art, the name of the artist must be mentioned.
3. No smut / porn will be posted. Please keep it clean within reason.
4. Have fun - Enjoy!
See you next week!
Have fun with your art appreciation HooX…
You are such a dirty old man…SEREEEAAAS!!!
so pervie are you going to put up some males too?? seeing as tho most of your readers are women anyway….and yes although we like boobie-tuesday, (and yes…we do secretly play with them when you arnt around) i think a willy or two thrown into the mix should surfice…maybe you can post some of your own handi-work?
Bring it…photographer extraordinaire!!!
Bwahahaha! KT for president
Oh HooX, can you please tell me when the next cleavage day is - I vaguely recall I promised to dedicate it to you and I want to be prepared.
Lou - Don’t f*ck around, BUY a round! No half measures here sweetie! Go big or go home! {Feel free to add more clichés at will}
KT - Yes. Yes I am. But I am trying desperately to be a cultured dirty old man. There is a difference. Ask Hugh Heffner. As much as I appreciate your appreciation of the boobie-Tuesday (Goooodd byyyeee Booobie Tuesday, Who could hang a name on you? ~Rolling Stones), it’s going to take one HELL of a lot of, and I mean a gargantuan* amount of, convincing before you see a “Woody Wednesday” or “Phallic Friday” on OffTheHoox. I’m afraid my Closest Pal will never be making an appearance!
Lou - As great an idea as National Cleavage Day is, I’m not sure WonderBra gave it an incredible amount of thought in the planning department. If I recall all the girls last year were complaining that it was a chilly time of the year and therefore had already started covering up. Great for the “tit bit nipply effect” but somewhat overruled by the “need a jersey” effect. All that in mind, I reckon it was around autumn time in the southern hemisphere so Im guessing March / April time. TRUST ME… I will be keeping abreast of the situation as the interest mounds and if my mammary serves me right, I did offer my greatest support!
*Gargantuan - Meaning: “Of immense size, volume, or capacity; gigantic” - Special thanks to Kill Bill for the word!
Weenie (pun?) bit unfair in my opinion!! I dont think you can request the breast if you are not prepaired to put your cock on the block!!!
Lou: thanks darling..am looking for a chief of staff
WOMANDLA!!!
or, for the non-SA birds!! a famous quote by …Ahemmm Posh: “Girl Power!!!”
i dunno i feel a revolution cuming on?
hehe
Bug your hands are officially full……….(jeepers i am just pulling them out could that be another pun or two in there?) LOL
CPxxxx
KT - Oh I’m sorry. What part of gargantuan are you struggling with? “Unfair in my opinion” doesn’t even qualify as entry level for submittal.
Hoox: I understand your booby-hatch commitment to the weekly edition of “Titillating Tuesday” . It’s certainly entertaining to watch all the negativism YOU artful fetishist are gaining…hahaha. It seems that recruting female models will be harder than forseen. By the way, where is the blokes’ opinion (apart the authour of course)? A bit of alliance wouldn’t hurt would it…..
Melaz - Yeah I dont understand either why there are so many negative females out there. And please dear Melaz, don’t read into the 2nd half that I was trying to recruit models. That’s the last thing I’m looking for. They are all full of shit. (If there are any interested models out there - I was only kidding - Call me!). All I was saying was if there are some budding artists out there that would LIKE to send previously photographed models, I would gladly accept and offer a little space on OffTheHoox for them to be showcased. You believe me? Good!
And as for the lack of guys comments? Of COURSE they agree. They are guys for goodness sake!
Hey! Who are you calling negative?
No one is being negative about your Tuesday posts…just suggesting some diversity, that’s all.
No smut, you know - just some art.
KT, I’ll send you my CV for that chief of staff position.
Hehehe…
As a fellow very armature photographer, for you Melaz, and anyone else wondering where the male support is for Titillating Tuesday. I Spoonz do hereby give wholeheartedly my full support to Titillating Tuesday, and the wonders to which it represents.
Lou - I know. I have your backing!
Oh my goodness. Imagine a pair of women at the helm! At least there will be no more war but there will be regular, once a month, INTENSE negotiations!
Oh Pray tell us oh Pervie one…in the holy name of tits and ass herself… how does one take “arty” photos of oneself?
Balancing a 3MP Camera (see you really should have been more generous in the camera department) on the bedside table and doping a self timer portrait only makes you come out looking like a LosLyf Home grown Honey….
The most interesting thing here is that you are asking us to send you Ahemm… *clears irritated throat* “Art-Shots” and once you have had a professional squiz through them…(as I have no doubt you are a pro at receiving these types of pics) Only then will you decide which ones are in fact Art or just plain Smutty…and only post the tasteful cultured ones!!!
And US your avid readers who have paid homage since the birth of this site get FOKOL? Sorry but that just don’t float my boat…Hoox you are just being a bad sport – Blokes (YES ALL OF THEM) will drop their rods in a heartbeat to show off the family jewels – no matter the size or camera angle…(the kind ones do leave a size comparison such as a hand, lighter or steak knife)
I think you should put money where your mouth is…a little C.reative P.ersuasion on your behalf might just inspire the Gustav Klit * (
) inside us girls…and then who knows what you will get in return!!
*www.iklimt.com
PS have sent you an email illustrating what I think moving art really is! Enjoy!
Spoonz - I knew I could count on your buddy! Yeah Melaz… SO THERE!! hahahaha
And just for the record… I know Spoonz speaks for the entire male population of Australia!
Mwahahaha! @ steak knife!
Whatever you get up to…please don’t injure yourself!
Oh and just to point out AGAIN to all the women out there…one of Hoox Categories is Nip…who in Gods name does an internet google search for NIP?
Dont try and squirm your way out of that one Bug you are so Busted!!
yes Lou…If you see a steak knife you have a goodie!!! unless the lighter is in fact teeny in the pic…? then thats a goodie too!
KT - Thanks for the enthusiasm but 3 words… Aint Gonna Happen. I have to scrub my inbox now!! Eeeuugggghh!!!! lol
Spoonz: I thought you only enjoyed reading the blog…hahaha
Hoox: What ever happen to the Scotish/Irish male representatives????
Have a great titillating Tuesday people!
hehehe knew you would enjoy that one…have one or two other entries for Woody Wednesday…very C.lever P.hotographs so just shout!!! LOL
Melaz,
My apologies, but I’ve been ever so busy trying to organize my New Year vacation.
I have, however, taken the odd moment to review the comments here and I’m shocked that my dear friend Hoox has been subject to such a harsh attack.
In my honest opinion, Hoox should be applauded for (not only) introducing art to his blog, but also for allowing us all th eopportunity to discuss and admire one of God’s greatest creations (the female form).
I have always admired, loved and respected the female of our species and I thank Hoox from the bottom of my heart for his efforts.
Hoox - Rest assured Titillating Tuesday will always have by support. Please continue your efforts in educating the masses in the finer points of the female form.
Ladies - I can understand your desire to view your male counterparts in a similar artistic fashion. I understand, but I don’t agree that we make a suitable subject.
Gents - Treat your women with respect. There’s always some Scottish/Irish person ready to relieve you of your duties.
Best regards
WG
PS What’s the chances of getting a Toe Thursday?
BAWHAHAHAHAH WG!!! Toe Thursday…you foot fetish freak…see what you have started Bug!!!…. next there will be S&M September … you okies crack me up!!!
I knew I could count on you me ol’ Scot mate! Thank you WG! You are always in my corner!
And ummmm I think I know WG a little better than most so it will be my pleasure to clear the air a bit about his Thursday wish. I think you will find that the toe he is talking about is probably a little more on the camel persuasion than the foot! But hey…. What’s a good fetish among mates right?
KT - I’m sure you are very sweet, but (as Hoox said) I’m not really into feet.
Hoox - I’m not sure if you are trying to wind me up. I can be referred to as Scottish or a Scot. Never, ever as Scotts, Scotch or Scottie.
Scotch - No offence, I love you and I love your cousin Vodka.
WG
WG - No offense intended mate! It did go through my head as to what is acceptable and what isnt and I knew whichever I chose I would be wrong. So I was right. I was wrong!
WG: See there you have it…I am in fact very sweet!!! My mind was not rolling around in the gutter with all lot!
sorry i type too fast!! …all YOU lot!!
KT - Yes, sweet you are. Isn’t it great that you can learn new words and phrases from all your chums on the internet.
Hoox - I have an idea for a new topic “Obscure Terms and Phrases”. I’ll get the ball rolling with “Russian Snowball”
WG
PS Did I mention that I really meant “Obscure ADULT Terms and Phrases”?
PPS Please feel free to delete or edit this post
WG: You’re breaking the host’s rules: No smut, porn….Let’s keep it simple and artistic…What about a test for the dirty minded Willie: for example,
What is it that all man have one of; it’s longer on some man than on others; the pope doesn’t use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they’re married?
The answer is easy just don’t think dirty….or is that too much for you?
Melaz - So easy, It’s his surname.
Apologies for the smut, but I did qualify my post with an invite for it to be removed if it caused offence.
WG
PS I’m curious, just how did you know it was smut, porn?
Willi G- It was easy….
melaz you crack me up girl!!
KT-I think we got a little alliance in here…loved your joke too…