It has been declared!
We have a rule!
This rule will be strictly enforced.
If only this rule had been enforced earlier.

It has been declared!
We have a rule!
This rule will be strictly enforced.
If only this rule had been enforced earlier.

Oi! Are you calling me tubby?
KT, the colour isn’t even the same

For those who don’t know, (and by that I’m referring to all my American friends), South Africa took care of business on Saturday by smashing England into submission. A 15-6 final score is a good reflection of the true determination and sheer grit of the defense from both teams. It all went down to the kicking. If I recall correctly, both Percy and Johnnie had 100% kicks. No misses. Which meant that for once, South Africa played a tidy game and didn’t give loads of penalties away. But you all saw the game so why am I trying to give a blow by blow. GOOOO BOOOOKKKKKKKEEEEEEEE!!!!!
The game itself was nerve-wracking. I was surrounded by English. It was nail biting. A very near try that would have changed everything. What a good ref!
Thanks very much to my great support that I got in the pub and back in the camp. I was getting text messages from friends and family from around the world. Basically everyone that wasn’t English was supporting South Africa. Here’s to the Albanian honourary South Africans, here’s to the Scots, Americans, French, oh to hell with it. Thanks to EVERYONE that wasn’t English. And to the English. Thanks for a great game! Thanks for a great party afterwards. Thanks for being such good losers. There were smiles all round and laughs and jokes until the pub kicked us out. Good on you chaps!
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I am not going to try and predict the scores but I can predict my support! 100% BOKKE!
My blood runs green!

Rugby Hero Stands Proud In London - Updated: 09:58, Friday October 19, 2007
Shazza has just informed me of the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard of:
A wax statue of Johnnie Wilkinson has been erected in Trafalgar Square along side good old Lord Nelson. I shit you not! Check out out News.Sky.Com. When England loses can a South African tear it down? Or melt it!
Nelson must be turning in his grave!
This is the kind of ridiculousness (that IS a word - I checked) I was referring to in my previous post: “Swing low…
I bet the other 14 +reserves must be a little pissed and saying: “Thanks for NOTHING Lizzie!”
England, just for this you had BETTER win or you will have the proverbial crap kicked out of you for so many years to come. Bring it! COME ON BOOOOOOKKKKKEEEEEEEEE!!!
… broken chariot!”
The time is near. The showdown, that has been rightly hyped up and discussed in almost every corner of England and South Africa, is right around the corner. Kickoff tomorrow (Saturday 20 Oct) at 2100hrs local (France) time. The grand finale of the 2007 Rugby World Cup. South Africa VS England! The Aussies and Kiwis are now claiming rugby union isn’t really their game and have taken up supporting the International Badminton World Championships.
VS
I’m sure non-rugby fans must be so sick of the banter but I honestly don’t give a damn. We have to live through that stupid game football (soccer) all year round so suck it up people and just support your country for the sake of supporting your country!
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After 9 months in Reps. Love!
As always, Cyanide and Happiness courtesy of Explosm.net
UPDATE:
Ok Ok. Before the abuse escalates, I will explain.
It’s cryptic again. The focus I’m talking about is my life to some extent. I have some idea of what I want now and how I am going to achieve it. Hopefully soon. Watch this space!
Also, no I am not naked you dirty minded individuals.
Also, no this was not taken in Reps, Albania. I was in Las Vegas.
That’s it for now.
Is it just me or is this a really bizarre name for a drink?
Is this for drinking alone or other solo activities?
Wanna shot? No Thanks! Hmmmmm

SPRINGBOK PLOT TO STEAL WILKINSON’S FEET
POLICE have thwarted an attempt by the South African rugby association to steal Johnny Wilkinson’s feet before Saturday’s world cup final.
Officers raided addresses in London early this morning and are believed to have found detailed blueprints of the England fly-half, a mallet, a set of electronic hedgecutters and a coolbox.
Four men with unusual Dutch sounding names have been arrested and are expected to be charged later today under the Foot Removal Prohibition Act, brought in shortly before the 2003 World Cup.
A police spokesman said: “The coolbox suggests they may have been intending to return the feet after the game, but it’s still not very nice.” A spokesman for the RFU said: “Foot removal is a traumatic experience for any rugby player.
“Johnny has spent the last 10 years trying to cope with the removal of his scrotum. Do you think he stands that way because he wants to?”
Sports minister Gerry Sutcliffe issued a statement condemning the South African attempt on Wilkinson’s feet.
He said: “Some will no doubt pretend that the Springboks are a post-apartheid celebration of multi-culturalism, representing 21st century South Africa, blah, blah, fucking blah.
“But we all know they’re actually a bunch of dirty, big Afirkaaner baastards who, if they were born 20 years earlier, would have been queuing up to join the police. That’s all I’m saying.”
Courtesy of : The Daily Mash
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