No Wankers

23 10 2007

It has been declared!

We have a rule!

This rule will be strictly enforced.

If only this rule had been enforced earlier.

No Wankers





Hooxy Vs Dipsy

22 10 2007

Oi! Are you calling me tubby? 8)

KT, the colour isn’t even the same

Hoox Dipsy





World Champions - RESULT!

22 10 2007

For those who don’t know, (and by that I’m referring to all my American friends), South Africa took care of business on Saturday by smashing England into submission. A 15-6 final score is a good reflection of the true determination and sheer grit of the defense from both teams. It all went down to the kicking. If I recall correctly, both Percy and Johnnie had 100% kicks. No misses. Which meant that for once, South Africa played a tidy game and didn’t give loads of penalties away. But you all saw the game so why am I trying to give a blow by blow. GOOOO BOOOOKKKKKKKEEEEEEEE!!!!!

The game itself was nerve-wracking. I was surrounded by English. It was nail biting. A very near try that would have changed everything. What a good ref! 8)

Thanks very much to my great support that I got in the pub and back in the camp. I was getting text messages from friends and family from around the world. Basically everyone that wasn’t English was supporting South Africa. Here’s to the Albanian honourary South Africans, here’s to the Scots, Americans, French, oh to hell with it. Thanks to EVERYONE that wasn’t English. And to the English. Thanks for a great game! Thanks for a great party afterwards. Thanks for being such good losers. There were smiles all round and laughs and jokes until the pub kicked us out. Good on you chaps!

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COME ON BOKKE !!!!

20 10 2007

Go_bokke

I am not going to try and predict the scores but I can predict my support! 100% BOKKE!

My blood runs green!

Bok Support





RWC - News just in - Go Johnnie

19 10 2007

Rugby Hero Stands Proud In London - Updated: 09:58, Friday October 19, 2007

Shazza has just informed me of the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard of:

A wax statue of Johnnie Wilkinson has been erected in Trafalgar Square along side good old Lord Nelson. I shit you not! Check out out News.Sky.Com. When England loses can a South African tear it down? Or melt it! 8) Nelson must be turning in his grave!

Wilkinson Statue Trafalgar

This is the kind of ridiculousness (that IS a word - I checked) I was referring to in my previous post: “Swing low…

“The Queen will be among the millions tuning in - and has singled out Wilkinson as the key to victory.”

I bet the other 14 +reserves must be a little pissed and saying: “Thanks for NOTHING Lizzie!”

England, just for this you had BETTER win or you will have the proverbial crap kicked out of you for so many years to come. Bring it! COME ON BOOOOOOKKKKKEEEEEEEEE!!!





"Swing low…

19 10 2007

… broken chariot!”

The time is near. The showdown, that has been rightly hyped up and discussed in almost every corner of England and South Africa, is right around the corner. Kickoff tomorrow (Saturday 20 Oct) at 2100hrs local (France) time. The grand finale of the 2007 Rugby World Cup. South Africa VS England! The Aussies and Kiwis are now claiming rugby union isn’t really their game and have taken up supporting the International Badminton World Championships.

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I’m sure non-rugby fans must be so sick of the banter but I honestly don’t give a damn. We have to live through that stupid game football (soccer) all year round so suck it up people and just support your country for the sake of supporting your country!

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Cyanide and Happiness #11- Madness

17 10 2007

After 9 months in Reps. Love!

After 9 in Reps

As always, Cyanide and Happiness courtesy of Explosm.net





In Focus

17 10 2007

In Focus

UPDATE:

Ok Ok. Before the abuse escalates, I will explain.

It’s cryptic again. The focus I’m talking about is my life to some extent. I have some idea of what I want now and how I am going to achieve it. Hopefully soon. Watch this space!

Also, no I am not naked you dirty minded individuals. ;-)

Also, no this was not taken in Reps, Albania. I was in Las Vegas.

That’s it for now.





Drinking alone or???

16 10 2007

Is it just me or is this a really bizarre name for a drink?

Is this for drinking alone or other solo activities?

Wanna shot? No Thanks! Hmmmmm

Unicum





RWC 2007 - One final step

15 10 2007

SPRINGBOK PLOT TO STEAL WILKINSON’S FEET

POLICE have thwarted an attempt by the South African rugby association to steal Johnny Wilkinson’s feet before Saturday’s world cup final.

Officers raided addresses in London early this morning and are believed to have found detailed blueprints of the England fly-half, a mallet, a set of electronic hedgecutters and a coolbox.Image

Four men with unusual Dutch sounding names have been arrested and are expected to be charged later today under the Foot Removal Prohibition Act, brought in shortly before the 2003 World Cup.
A police spokesman said: “The coolbox suggests they may have been intending to return the feet after the game, but it’s still not very nice.” A spokesman for the RFU said: “Foot removal is a traumatic experience for any rugby player. 

“Johnny has spent the last 10 years trying to cope with the removal of his scrotum. Do you think he stands that way because he wants to?”
Sports minister Gerry Sutcliffe issued a statement condemning the South African attempt on Wilkinson’s feet.

He said: “Some will no doubt pretend that the Springboks are a post-apartheid celebration of multi-culturalism, representing 21st century South Africa, blah, blah, fucking blah.
“But we all know they’re actually a bunch of dirty, big Afirkaaner baastards who, if they were born 20 years earlier, would have been queuing up to join the police. That’s all I’m saying.”

Courtesy of : The Daily Mash