Tomorrow is a day off for us. Officially. It’s a project stand-down to recognize the end of Ramadan and begin the feast of Eid. So do we get a long weekend off? Hell no. We have to come back to work on Saturday. And to ensure that, we still have the morning staff management meeting. No chance to skive either. Humph.
I’m trying to think of things we can do to occupy our minds and souls for day but there are a few issues that cannot be overcome:
- We are stuck up in the mountains
- No point driving to Tirana for one day only to return tomorrow night
- The weather is getting bad so minimal likelihood of exploring the surroundings
- Not enough women on site to start a good game of naked twister
- No restaurants for fine wining and dining to burn a few hours
- The office will be locked so we cant even work!
- Etc
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So I’m trying to come up with 101 things to do without going crazy:
- Have a big party tonight and complete a 2 liter bottle of Bundy with Spoonz
- Sleep in late (not with Spoonz - hopefully)
- ….To be continued
That’s all I have for now. Help
You could…
* catch up on your jetlag sleep
* paint mountain goats glow in the dark green
* read a book
* look at SA job finding sites
* complete your p0rn study from a few months ago
* send a personalised message to every contact you have on facebook (this is bottom of the barrel sh_t obviously)
* practice hackey sack
* make prank phone calls
and of course, *go make sense of things* but that’s already on your list I think.
Have fun on your day off HooX
I’m sure you’ll think of something…
1. Buy Skype Credits
2. Prepare yourself a sarmie and something to drink.
3. Get comfy
4. Dial number +27 21 689 34 **
5. chat, be funny (no pressure), and help distract nervous person on phone from looming job interview.
6. nothing left to do you been on the phone all day its bed time now!!
KRIKEY I have that Nervous Bum feeling!!!!
101 things to do without going crazy: ?
maybe enjoy a nice pair of jeans
super scrabble can be fun, try 14 letter instead of 7
bake mini muffins and eat things that are ‘fun size’ to make you feel like a giant
squeeze your own orange juice, for an extra kick add some spirits,
go ghosthunting, remember to wear green
take pictures of yourself with animals and tag them on facebook of people you are friends with, but dont really like
Lou, TD, RGMP, Mike - Thanks for all the great ideas BUT, I still think watching a game of naked lesbian twister is the way forward! Ok, maybe start the game in ghost hunting green! Hahaha I dig that!
fear God or He will put you into hill.
Reverend asrar - Thanks for the short sermon. I will change my ways in fear of the all terrifying hill. Did you say I had to climb it or God will do the work for me?
wher is boys it this pic?
Joe - Well there is only one boy. That’s me. And I’m watching and taking photos at the time!
Not enough space for 5 on that mat. 5 was possible later on my king size twister duvet cover!
fuck!
Bitch - With an exclamation as well. I’m not quite sure what to make of that. Hmmmmm