I went to the barber (some cute blondie up in the village that couldn’t speak a word of English), and asked for a “short back and sides”
Some times the language barrier is more obvious than others.
So this weekend all my good friends thought they would help me drown in my sorrows and try and to forget my wonderful hair :S
Imagine my surprise!
OH WOW. Is she for ME?
I LOVE YOU PAULINE(R)
Me and Pauline(r) are BEST friends
We are so good together
Hmmm Gulp gulp. Ahhh
HUH? Oh no. Its over already?
That’s ok. We can still be friends till the next Pauline(r) comes along
My friends are the best!
Melaz with Pauline - Now THATS bird on bird action! 8)
Get in there!
Happy now? 
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Melaz
August 30, 2007 at 4:06 pm
I can’t really stop today cann’t I ???? I’m So jalouse of you and Pauline and also upset you did not get me+Pauline pic up there…you could argue that I’m not bittered enough since i did not shave my head off but still Pauline could have surely smashed my day (in case this is a good thing to say…)By the way you guys look good together….
HooX
August 30, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Melaz – You are a fun drunk! Stop drinking during the day. Hahahaha
This is where English (slang) is an odd language. Having a smashing day is a good thing. If something has smashed your day it’s not so good. I don’t know, I dont make the rules. But I know what you mean… Check back in 2 mins. Here’s to your smashing day! 8)
Louisa
August 30, 2007 at 8:43 pm
Wow…that is one enormous beer.
Oh Sim says to tell you your hair cut suits you – but you can pretend you didn’t hear that and just go have another one of those HUGE beers.
HooX
August 30, 2007 at 9:58 pm
Yes. It is big!
Yes. She is perfectly right!
Yes. I will go and have another one to celebrate!
Yes. You and Sim are invited!
Willie G
August 31, 2007 at 6:56 am
Wow, absolutely fanbloodytastic haircut. A man’s haircut followed by a man’s beer.
Hoox, you are a hero, a legend a swell guy and a good egg.
Melaz, you and Pauline are cordially invited to Egypt.
Pauline, bring a sister cause I’m thirsty.
My weekend starts in 3 hours :>)))
WG (some things never change)
HooX
August 31, 2007 at 7:37 am
WG – Cheers dude! From one almost baldy to another! I’m just wondering if these new invites supersede the previous invites. I mean, am I still invited too or is this a girl’s weekend away with the G? I’ll pass on the message to Pauline. She has sisters and friends and colleagues and I know where they all hang out! My weekend starts in 32 hours. Why don’t you lovely people start without me! 8)
Willie G
August 31, 2007 at 8:41 am
This invite supplements any previous commitment and I look forward to a visit from all of you. However, room in my apartment is scarce, so it’s probably best to send the girls first.
Ladies before gents and all that.
Anyway, enjoy your weekend when it gets there. I hope the flu doesn’t interfere with your plans.
WG
PS Who said it was only going to be a weekend with the G. There’s so much to keep you interested in Cairo that a longer stay is a must.
Willie G
August 31, 2007 at 8:42 am
Oops, almost forgot. Tell Melaz that I’ve got a great collection of Norman Wisdom classics on DVD (just in case it’s raining when she get’s here).
WG
Melaz
August 31, 2007 at 9:49 am
Hoox, you might cordially say to Willie G that Melaz and Pauline thank you him for his cordial invitation to Egypt. Melaz would love to come to Egypt but her best friend Pauline got other plans and Melaz can’t come without her. Norman Wisdom classic!!! Hoox: Does Willie G has the 10th episode of South Park?
HooX
August 31, 2007 at 10:57 am
Melaz / WG – You are allowed to talk to each other directly without feeling the need to involve me. I dont have to be a middleman! hahahaha….
Happy holidays people! 8)
And Melaz – I guarantee you one thing, if he doesn’t have the 10th episode of South Park it will not be long before he asks me to get it for him, for you. haha
Willie G
September 1, 2007 at 8:59 am
Melaz,
I’m so sorry that Pauline has forced you to decline my invitation. Perhaps as a token of good will Pauline could send over 12 or 24 of her dearest friends to console me. By the way, we have never met, so I would ask you not to believe everything Hoox tells you about me (no-one could be that bad).
Hoox,
Thanks, as ever, for your continued support. It’s thanks to you, and other mates like you, that I have no need to search for enemies. But seriously, you need to start planning a trip to Egypt. I am in dire need of a real chill out and I can’t think of anyone I would rather share a beer or two with.
Regards
WG
PS Do you know anyone who would swap the 10th episode of South Park for a classic collection of Norman Wisdom?
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/12-Norman-Wisdom-Films-on-6-DVDs-Full-Artwork-Boxed_W0QQitemZ190144078973QQihZ009QQcategoryZ60874QQcmdZViewItem