My Lunch

23 08 2007

Thank’s to The Don and his ability to make me want to eat my wrists* by talking about fantastic food all the time, I feel I have to share with the world the crap that was just served up at lunch today (about 30 minutes ago).

*Chewing wrists are multi-purpose: Put oneself out of their misery AND get some nutrition while doing it.

There were actually some people that I overheard saying, “it may not be great but at least it’s an improvement“!

Yes Don, I am fully aware that it is my solely made “war-torn-Steers-less bunk bed” that I have to now sleep in. It don’t make it any better! And it certainly doesn’t make the yummy yummy softly boiled egg with little soldiers look any worse.

So I repeat,

“Don. Mate. PLEASE. DHL me a double egg and cheese burger with extra bbq sauce, a huge portion of chips, a hero steak roll and the biggest goddamned yummy chocolate double thick milkshake money can buy!

You are a champ!”

Drum roll:

Ladies and gentlemen, manual labor and and non-manual staff, cleaners and tea girls, management and plebs, I offer you LUNCH!! Yummy on down on this shit!

My Lunch

Don’t you just love…?:

  • The pink “chicken” that was rock hard and impossible to cut through let alone chew.
  • The scabby looking half salad, half coleslaw.
  • The scrambled egg looking stuff that’s actually rice. I think.
  • All the oil that the scrambled egg looking rice is floating on.
  • The 2 day old bread without preservatives. Stale gets redefined daily.
  • Penitentiary style “plate” and “cups”
  • We get water to drink. Yeah and if you want you can add some water flavored concentrate to it. That way it tastes more like water.

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5 responses to “My Lunch”

23 08 2007
Melaz (16:42:10) :

Ohhhh…feel bad for you…come for lunch with Mida at my place this Sunday…I mean Mida and not the whole repsi crowd…hahaha …I’ll fix smth much better just ignore the note hanging on my kitchen wall: “Dinner is ready when the fire alarm goes off” ….

23 08 2007
HooX (16:56:51) :

Melaz - Ahhhh Doc A Mida 8) . That sounds like a plan! You scare me about the fire alarm bit! Haha. Our kitchen electrical boc blew itself off the wall last weekend and last night the kitchen filled with smoke. The fire alarm never went off! Oh dear!
You people never believed us about the food did you???

23 08 2007
Louisa (17:46:16) :

HooX,

Your lunch looks…uhm…well, I’ve seen better - let me leave it at that!
You poor man.

I’d tell you what I had today, but that would just be cruel.

24 08 2007
Bean (12:37:01) :

Chrispy - that is just crap! I feel ill looking at it.
Even my diet food for you looked more appealing than that :-)

24 08 2007
HooX (12:46:22) :

Lou - Yeah thanks. Um. I just hope it was better than mine.

Bean - I know it’s horrible. Make the bad chef shit cook go away. And to think I thought YOU were punishing me! How wrong could I have been. I will take a fresh carrot stick and celery over this slop anyday! 8)

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