Thank’s to The Don and his ability to make me want to eat my wrists* by talking about fantastic food all the time, I feel I have to share with the world the crap that was just served up at lunch today (about 30 minutes ago).
*Chewing wrists are multi-purpose: Put oneself out of their misery AND get some nutrition while doing it.
There were actually some people that I overheard saying, “it may not be great but at least it’s an improvement“!
Yes Don, I am fully aware that it is my solely made “war-torn-Steers-less bunk bed” that I have to now sleep in. It don’t make it any better! And it certainly doesn’t make the yummy yummy softly boiled egg with little soldiers look any worse.
So I repeat,
Drum roll:
Ladies and gentlemen, manual labor and and non-manual staff, cleaners and tea girls, management and plebs, I offer you LUNCH!! Yummy on down on this shit!
Don’t you just love…?:
- The pink “chicken” that was rock hard and impossible to cut through let alone chew.
- The scabby looking half salad, half coleslaw.
- The scrambled egg looking stuff that’s actually rice. I think.
- All the oil that the scrambled egg looking rice is floating on.
- The 2 day old bread without preservatives. Stale gets redefined daily.
- Penitentiary style “plate” and “cups”
- We get water to drink. Yeah and if you want you can add some water flavored concentrate to it. That way it tastes more like water.
