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Deathwish

A woman was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her husband.

“Buy me a surprise for my birthday!”, she said. “Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in under 4 seconds! And I would prefer a blue one!”

Happy and excited she was counting down the days for her birthday. And finally she got the beautiful present her husband thoughtfully bought.

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Posted by on August 21, 2007 in L & J, Wishlist

 

Mac vs PC

Now I am very confused!

I had to get some data off my MacBook hard drive this morning so I powered the little guy up for the first time in a long time and started searching for the info. I had previously set OffTheHoox as a bookmark so I thought, “What the hell. Let me just check if the WordPress.com Turkey block has been lifted”. Well shiver me timbers! IT WORKED! I’m in! After you lot were trying to understand how pissed I was at the block, reverse that and now try and imagine how happy I was that it has all been rectified!

Mac v PC 1

I came into the office (my Mac is in my room) and I fired up my faithful IBM T43 laptop and excitedly navigated to my blog only to be blocked again! NOOOOOooooo!!! I was thinking, “How come is it that they lifted the ban for what was perhaps only a few hours?” Now try and imagine how confused I was.

I had to go back to my room about an hour later so I clicked on the link on my Mac again. Hey presto, my site came up. I navigated all over WordPress.com just to make sure. I looked at other Wordpress sites and even went into my “dashboard*” and everything seemed fine. Now I am even more confused. Happy but confused.

 Mac v PC 3

I took my Mac into the office just to settle this once and for all. I sat the Mac next to the IBM (with enough of a separation that they couldn’t fight) and checked the links simultaneously. Well I’ll be damned! OffTheHoox is blocked on the IBM and fully available on the Mac. How on earth is that possible??? How can a Mac connected in exactly the same way to the internet, going through the all the same links, hops, routers and service providers in Istanbul, Turkey, get through and pull the required HTML code through and no other PC on this entire network can?

Mav v PC 2

I would REALLY appreciate some technical input on this if it is available. Oh, and by technical input I don’t mean for the Mac lovers out there to simply say “PC’s are sh!t”… even if I do agree (just don’t tell the people who pay me to do Microsoft support). 

Thanks.

~Hoox

*The dashboard is the WordPress blog admin page.

 
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Posted by on August 21, 2007 in Hmmm, Rant 'n Rave, Technology

 

WWaaassssuuuupppp???

The truth behind Budweiser has been revealed. Read all the way through!

Budweiser beer is arguably the worlds most famous brand beer. The name Budweiser is known about or talked about in most walks of life. They are HUGE. Multimedia, movies, TV. You cannot go anywhere in the USA without some Bud advertising or paraphernalia catching your eye. They really are out there! But there’s a secret!

A highly recognizable brand:

Budweiser Logo

Budweiser Brand

 

Great Advertising Campaigns:

Bud Chameleons

Sexy Bud Ad

Bud Girls

 

Bud Sponsorships:

Bud Boat

Bud Racing

Bud Horse

 

A Great Pour:

A Good Bud Pour

 

Some Fun & Games:

Bud Girls Fun

Up until now no one has ever known how Budweiser “The King of Beer” has been produced. Recently the little secret was revealed. It is a simple, self explanatory and very effective 2 step process:

Step 1: Castle Lager In

 Beer carries a “freshness” date, which the U.S. brewing industry uses to indicate either the date the beer was bottled or the date before which the beer should be consumed. Beer is perishable and can be affected by light, air, or the action of bacteria. While you might not get sick from drinking beer beyond its freshness date, it certainly won't go down as smoothly.

Step 2: Budweiser Out

Budweiser Brew

 

I’m Still A Fan Though!!!

Budweiser Wallpaper 1

Budweiser Wallpaper 2

Budweiser Wallpaper 3

Budweiser Wallpaper 4

 
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Posted by on August 21, 2007 in L & J, Party!, South Africa, Sports, USA, World in 80 ways

 
 
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