To all the people who smoked with a Mexican*… Happy Birthday! Love your shirt!
What are you? It’s simple. 3 steps. I’m sure you can work it out… Results in comments please. Everyone!!! 8)
Pick the month you were born in:
01 – I shot
02 – I needed
03 – I ran naked with
04 – I ran shirtless with
05 - I am goin 2 b a
06 – I Banged
07 – I stabbed
08 – I smoked with
09 – I slept with
10 – I cuddled with
11 – I ate
12 – I killed
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
01 – Spongebob
02 – Paris Hilton
03 – a ninja turtle
04 – the kool-aid man
05 – a donkey*
06 – a homo
07 – a male stripper
08 – a Mexican*
09 – a gangster
10 – bag of weed
11 – a crackhead
12 – Santa Claus
13 – a sexy girl
14 – a whore
15 – a trojan man
16 – a jellybean
17 – a ho
18 – Barney the dinosaur
19 – an orange
20 – a toothbrush
21 – my lover
22 – a bisexual
23 – a banana
24 – an Easter egg
25 – a jar of honey
26 – my crush
27 – a french fry
28 – a homeless guy
29 – your dealer
30 – a tooth pick
31 – ur grandma
Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:
White – because I’m sexy as hell
Blue – because I love weed
Grey – because I have AMAZING boobs
Red – because the lil people told me I do
Other – because I’m a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots – because I hate my life
Purple – because I’m gay
Pink – Because I’m a fun drunk
Black – because I have double D’s
Green – because I’m a god(dess) in bed
Orange – because I smoke crack
Turquoise – because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown – because my moma made me
Shirtless – because I’ve got abs
~ Cheers Pilly! xXx
*Edited for some overly sensitive folk who can’t just have a good laugh but have to find an issue with everything. How come is it that the world can take the piss at Christianity and it’s a good laugh (Catholics aside) but the Jews and Muslims etc are so easily twisted? Issues!
