Sometimes you just wake up in a good mood for no apparent reason. This morning was one of those mornings. Yesterday was no special revelation. Last night was just chilled and relaxing. I didn’t have an extra comfortable sleep. I must have some really good dreams and without even knowing, “got it all this morning“.
There has been this song bombing around in my head for some time now and I feel it’s time to let it go, or at least pass it onto you! It’s nothing but cheesy good fun.
(harmless beebop)
We all know the words, come on sing along: “I said hip, hop, a hip, a hippy to the hippy, they say that you know that you’re my hubby wanna boogy woogy woogy to the beat”.
Now without getting too graphic, I got out the shower this morning, dried myself and went to make my way through my room to get dressed. Problem. An obstacle. My fan. I had placed it next to my desk which doesn’t leave much room to walk through easily. It’s a squeeze at the best of times. So naturally the first thing I thought (and I wouldn’t be male if I didn’t) was: “Oh my God, I don’t want to get “my guy” struck by those blades doing a million RPM”. So while concentrating heavily on getting past this potential life hazard, I put my hand on the fan to push it back to make space and make it easy to walk past safely, intact! Just as I did that though my finger slipped through the safety grill that covers the fan and my finger went into the blade.
*&$#@#&!$&£!!!!! You know that sensation of being really really pissed at yourself for being so damn stupid but at the same time really really relieved and extremely happy that you did in fact use a bit of foresight and common sense with the knowledge that it could have been a HELL of a lot worse?? I cringe just rethinking it. Fortunately my finger is way stronger than other more sensitive parts.
Hang on now. I have just realised how stupid I was. My finger is also way smaller. There is NO WAY that “my guy” would EVER have been able to fit through the cage. 8) Perhaps foresight and common sense aren’t always that useful. I really should just move the fan 
Please excuse me, I have career decisions to make today. And in such a good mood! Sweet!
