Daily Archives: July 25, 2007

It’s uplifting when members of a group of people can get together and have free, open and wide-spread dialogue and it’s amazing the stiff debate that can come up after one or two quiet cold, wet and foamy beer heads. Being the upstanding gentleman that I am, I will not insert names, make any wise cracks, or make anyone the butt of any joke. The ins and outs of this somewhat loose discussion are by and large simple:

Orgasms:

(Hilarious song – NSFW – I highly recommend headphones!)

If I recall correctly, the initial debate started with a pretty straight forward, typical Aussie style, out of the blue, shoot from the hip, direct, no-messin-about kind of question:

“Without using any words, can you describe to someone who doesn’t have a clue, precisely what an orgasm is, what it feels like and why everyone should experience it?”

My first response was an immediate and bold, “Yes of course I could”. Then I thought about it. Not quite as easy as I has initially envisioned. What would you do? Body gyrations? Pull funny faces? Make noises and moan? Loads of hand gestures? All of those actions would work well to also describe what constipation feels like. I encourage you to drop a few ideas so I can settle this debate offline once and for all. I mean the best you could do, without going through with the whole affair in front of others, is to describe a fake orgasm which of course brought us all onto the second topic of conversation.

“Can a bloke fake an orgasm?” Again I immediately said with a somewhat careful choice of words, “No, it’s not physically possibly. Sure the noises and movements can be recreated with a fair amount of ease but it will still be missing a pretty important element, the stocking filler”. Nope, the girls just didn’t quite get it. I think Spoonz described it the best, “It’s really all in the delivery. You know? De-liv-ery?” It had quite a good hand gesture that accompanied the “de-liv-ery” and I almost pissed in my pants laughing. The girls got it. Well they understood anyway. Which then brought us onto the third topic of conversation.

Orgasms in porn. According to the girls, you never really see females having an orgasm in porn movies. This in itself bring on a whole array of very exciting discussions such as “Kewl, chicks watching porn” & “Kewl, chicks watching porn and watching out for other chick’s orgasms” & “Kewl, chicks watc…..” ok you get the point. For the discussion at hand we kept strictly to the point (kind of). Chicks orgasms vs guys orgasms in porn films. We ruled out of the debate the fact that when the guy cums it’s for real based on previous topic and the chick is quite likely faking it. However, apparently the numbers are still very much in favour of the guy. So here is killer question No.2:

“Do they show guys orgasm more than girls (fake or not) in porn movies?” Again I encourage any and all feedback on the discussion. If I don’t get enough of a response then I am going to have to take one for the team and do my own research and after somehow finding an adequate supply of video porn (I don’t even know where to start looking), watch for two weeks so as not be jumping to any conclusions and actually come out with unbiased findings. The things I do for debate! This whole exercise makes me a bit nervous though. There is some chance that it might prove that guys subconsciously watch porn even though they see other guys orgasm more than females. “The money shot”. Oh no! I just got a creepy feeling down my spine. That’s just so wrong!

Help.