Friday 06 April
08:30 : In the office like the diligent employee that I am. Strive on. Sort this network out. Strive on. Get pricing in. Oh hang on. No one in London is working today. Who works on Good Friday? Oh yes that’s right. No one in their right mind. There’s this thing right, if you are a little demented, odd, mad, etc etc, it has been referred to as being “not all there”. Now there’s a great project saying, “We are all here, cos we are not all there”. Make sense? No? Good. Back to sleep.
09:00 : Still in the office. Time for coffee. EDI!!!, dude, call downstairs and get us some coffee please. Thanks pal.
09:16 : Coffee. Yum.
09:20 : Back to sleep.
10:30 : Back on gmail. All items read. Hmmm. Facebook. Boring. More facebook. Ahhh a little time-waster. (is it cheeky to link to yourself?). Oh well, thanks to Stacey Boyce whoever she may be.
11:00 : To the shops
11:25 : In the shops. 3 cases of water. I need a kettle. No, not a shit kettle. No, not a ridiculously expensive kettle. Hmmm have to choose. Shit or expensive. Dammit. £25 for a kettle?? Rip off. Have kettle. Need running shoes. All fakes.
12:00 : Still in the shops. FOOD! Mall food. Very bland, cheap, edible, acceptable. Deal.
12:40 : Back to the office.
13:00 : In the office. Back to sleep. Gmail, facebook, online shopping, surfing tinterweb.
14:05 : Just to prove that I am not a lazy bastard and that I am quite capable of effectively executing brilliant operations all by myself, I go downstairs and get my OWN COFFEE!!! Ha! Actually Edi is out. Where is he? Can I manage? I stand up. I’m doing this! Success? Perhaps.
15:41 : Don logs on! Seems he is also at work. Whoo hoo. Chit chat! Arbitrary ramblings. Kills an hour. Cheers pal. A great link YouTube 2006 Awards. Thank you Don. You are a great chap Don. How many times can I say Don and link to Jo’Blog? Right thats enough. The YouTube awards are great. At least a 45 minute time killer. It all adds up you know.
17:00 : Check my bank account. (they also deserve a link). Have I been paid? Have I, have I? NO. Humph. Hang on. I remember. It’s a holiday today. Check the company intranet. Employee Express. Yup there it is. I’ve been paid. OK, I will stay another month. Maybe.
17:45 : I’m checking out this band, Sick Puppies. They are pretty good. Here’s some shameless advertising. The track, “All the same”, featured in the YouTube awards, is awesome. Free Huggs <– Linked for easy access.
The debut album – Dressed Up As Life
18:45 : Gmail. Look busy, boss is near. Errm, what am I doing? It’s late, it’s Easter, it’s a stupid idea to even be in the office. So why do I need to look busy. Get out of here you sad sad bastard.
19:20 : Right, I’ve “finally” had enough of this “super productive day”. What are you trying to say? Are you accusing me of blagging my day away? Well. Let me tell you something. I can honestly say, with a clear conscience, that today, I did not earn one single penny of what I am to be paid for my hours charged and I don’t give a damn. There you go I said it.
19:39 : Time for beer and loads of it! Goodnight. See you in the morning. Maybe.
