No I Never

22 03 2007

It wasn’t me I swear! :-S

Ok in all seriousness, I never went to go and buy cigarettes yesterday. I never had a smoke. But my day didn’t get any better. What did I expect? I reckon a year or so ago that certainly would have been the time I would have walked out of the office and just sat outside and smoked a few before going back in feeling “better”. If I had done so I would have regretted it forever!

I sometimes still have dreams that I started smoking again and I wake up SO disappointed in myself and then feel very relieved when I work out it was only a dream. I don’t actually think of smoking much at all anymore. There are however times that will crop up when there’s a flicker of a thought and a great thing that I can use to get over that fleeting urge is, “If I could survive a year of Iraq stress and fear and boredom and anger without smoking, then I can handle this stupid day”.

Thank you very much to everyone who emailed me or got me on the phone and MSN, either to tell me off or be concerned about my stupid decision.

The filthy habit is still at bay!

Oi Cheech… Piss Off!





Losing the plot

21 03 2007

I can quite easily say that I am having a really crappy day!

Nothing is going my way. Everything is pissing me off completely. Noises. Work. People. Email. Phones. Smells. Just bloody everything. You know when you just have one of those days. They are those days when you know for a fact that your day, and the rest of the world would have been much better off if you just stayed in bed. In my case I think the world would be better off if I stayed in bed for longer than just 1 day. A month perhaps? Maybe I just got out of bed on the wrong side this morning? I dunno… it’s the same damn side that I get out every morning so why should this morning be any different? Maybe I got into bed on the wrong side last night. Yeah that’s probably it. Eureka! Going to bed in a bad mood is never good. It makes for uneasy sleep and restlessness. And I’m sure that adds to a perfectly crappy morning. And when you are having a perfectly crappy morning then everything that happens is just going to wind you up. Ok maybe it wont wind you up but it is certainly winding me up! Arrgggh! I wish people would just leave me alone!

Right that’s it. I think today is a good a day as any to resume smoking. <cough><cough> I think a year and a half off the baccy is long enough. It’s either that or I’m going to have to start drinking in the office. Nope. Smoking in the office is allowed. Listen, we are in Albania. You can smoke at your desk if you like. Hey, maybe I should check if drinking at your desk is allowed. Hmmm vodka in water bottles! Noooooo…. I’m talking like an alcoholic! Speaking of which. I decided to climb up onto the wagon for a little bit. I think I grazed my knee and pulled a muscle getting up but the view from up here is quite good. It has only been since Sunday but I think it’s time to give my body a break. It’s been put through hell recently. Maybe this detox is pissing me right off.

I have a headache. Maybe I’m getting sick. Maybe I just need sleep. Maybe I just need peace and quiet. Maybe I need to go buy cigarettes. I’ll be back later….

Maybe.





Paddy Party Evidence

19 03 2007

Without too much of a song and dance (excuse the pun), I am hereby fulfilling my promise to upload some photos that were not deemed too incriminating. Trust me, this really is the best of the lot. The fact that Stoo somehow managed to try and dismount from the tables that we were dancing (like pro’s) and singing (screaming) on and ended up falling onto the bar and then onto the floor is another matter all together and needs to be brought up at a separate tribunal. His alleged comment after the travesty was:”I think I tried to jump off, land with one foot on the chair that was 1 meter away and jump backwards returning gracefully to the tables”. Yes Sir, that will be used as evidence against you in your kangaroo court hearing.

Just know that it was a great party (for us foreigners) and huge fun was has by all (of us foreigners).

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Cheeeeeers!

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Our Irish Sentiment

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Walk like an…. a squirrel?

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Can you heeeaarr meee - Foo Fighting

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The Incredible Albanian Party Crowd

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Paying homage to the flag

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Mini - Stoo??





Cyanide & Happiness

19 03 2007

You really just gotta love these cartoons. http://explosm.net/

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Sunday Sesh @ Home

18 03 2007

Sesh is supposed to be the abbreviation of Session but Sess doesn’t sound like Sesh so Sesh it is. Sunday Session.

I am really learning to love Sundays. It has become the day in the week that absolutely nothing has to happen. Thats not saying that nothing ever does happen it just means that I don’t feel obliged to do stuff. Today was the greatest. I did absolutely nothing, nada, niks, fokol. I haven’t even so much as stepped out of my hotel room on the 11th floor. In my “slightly intoxicated” state last night after our St Paddy’s party, I ever so smartly predicted my lack of enthusiasm for any sort of activity today and ordered a pizza on the way home that I could then have cold in my room today. Yummy. Cold pizza!

It was really quite odd this morning. I woke up feeling very uncomfortable, uneasy, kinda weird, so I got up. There isn’t a lot to do in a hotel room at 4 in the morning (on your own) so I very uncharacteristically ran a nice hot bubble bath and hopped in. It was so amazingly comforting and relaxing that I promptly fell asleep in the bath which I know is an incredibly dumb thing to do but I’m quite a big guy in quite a small bath so the chances of me drowning (even if I tried) are extremely slim. I figured when I woke up that I must have been asleep for at least an hour and a half maybe longer because I was a wrinkled prune and shivering terribly in the cold water. I emptied the bath water, ran a super hot shower in the bath, got all toasty warm again and hopped back into bed and woke up after 12:30 this afternoon. Marvelous! I love Sundays.

Last night. St Patrick’s Day. All I should really be saying is that I’m glad it only happens once a year. Man, I’m not even Irish and every year it is probably the best excuse for a pissup ever! I bet the photos will be a laugh. For once I didn’t take my camera along so I’m relying on others to supply. Only downside to that is not having the control over distribution of ones that I deem unsuitable for public consumption. Oh well. I will be sure to put one or two up if I can find any that don’t throw away too much name. Dancing on tables comes to mind. I shudder to think! Other than scary thoughts of what possibly lies ahead tomorrow going through photos, like I say, a quiet day was had.

I managed to have a really good long chat to the Lovely KT. <The wonders of technology!>. I am not going to go into depth or detail but what I can say is that she is a very brave and strong person to put up with my crap. Thank you babes! You sound great. You are right. Things will work out and we will both be ok. Better than ok! No matter what roads we take or how long the travel time is. Boo!

This weekend was a good one for South African sports. In the cricket world cup we took care of business against The Netherlands. Herchelle Gibbs clubbing 6 x 6’s in a single over (6 balls) scoring 36 runs. The first time that has ever happened on the international stage! Click here for the coverage. The Sharks beating The Hurricanes making their winning streak 6 out of 6. What is it about 6’s this weekend?? Thats the important sport taken care of.

This week I am going to start looking into further prospects with regards to my contract lifestyle with my company. Since I am not going to be here forever, I need to figure out possible project options for later. No real rush I guess. Start spinning the globe and throwing darts?? I wonder if I can get away with another 4.5 month holiday. I’m not sure the company would be too happy with that!

Shooo. I started writing this about 2 + hours ago but then was distracted and stopped to phone home. Hey, even E.T. did it. I’m talking about the cute lil’ guy from outa space and not the right wing AWB racist bastard who falls off horses. I digress. So I phoned home and spoke to MD (Mother Dearest) and she sounds wonderful. To say she is a happy little camper would be an understatement. She is flying high! She just completed a course similar to the one that I spoke about earlier that I did in December and January. Same sort of layout and format with different people at a different venue with the same result. She finished the journey. Congratulations mom, you did it! Its wonderful! We will talk more later…

Its now quite late, after 11, so well past my bed time!

Here’s wishing everyone a splendid week ahead. Paddy pics to follow… maybe! :-S

I love the quiet revitalizing Sunday Sesh @ Home





Come on Sharks!!

17 03 2007

Sharks

17Mar Sharks v Hurricanes 17:10 GMT Durban

:: UPDATE :: - Sharks 27 v 14 Hurricanes - 6 out of 6!!
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A big thanks to Pops for the running commentary via SMS / text messages. There is no rugby coverage in Albania!

Come on boys!! You can do it! Shark attack in the Shark Tank! Make it 6 out of 6! JUST DO IT! This is in from the best damn sports site on the internet: www.rugby365.com

Sharks v Hurricanes

ABSA Stadium, Durban, 19.10 (17.10 GMT)

This is the game with the John Plumtree factor. The former Wellington Lions head coach, Plumtree, is now the Sharks’ forwards coach. He has an in depth knowledge of most of the Lions players, who form the nuclease of the Hurricanes.

“Plum [John Plumtree] is certainly a factor in this game,” Muir said. “There is the obvious pressure to perform for your current side against your ex-side.”

Another important factor is the Hurricanes’ erratic form. They are coming off two defeats and it may suggest they have lost the plot.

But Muir doesn’t think they are a lost cause. In fact he feels the Hurricanes are handily placed to launch a big onslaught for places in the play-offs.

“They are the only side to have beaten the table-topping Blues this year, they played in the Air New Zealand Cup Final last year and are a bit unpredictable … which makes them dangerous,” Muir said, when asked about the merits of the visitors.

“Yes, they do blow hot and cold, but on their day can beat the best. We have a lot of respect for them.”

The key for the Sharks is to dominate the set pieces and then ensure they control the possession. At the breakdown they will also have to be very physical, as the Hurricanes are masters of slowing down opposition ball.

Ultimately the unbeaten Sharks are masters of their own destiny. They know victory will see them move past the Blues and reclaim first place on the standings. That is a much sought-after position - as it brings with it the privileged of playing at home in the play-offs.

Prediction: The Sharks have oozed class all year and while they have not yet performed at their peak, they still look too good for the Hurricanes. The Sharks by 10 to 15 points.

Teams:

Sharks: 15 Francois Steyn, 14 Odwa Ndungane, 13 Waylon Murray, 12 Bradley Barritt, 11 JP Pietersen, 10 Butch James, 9 Ruan Pienaar, 8 Jacques Botes, 7 AJ Venter (c), 6 Warren Britz, 5 Johann Muller, 4 Johan Ackermann, 3 BJ Botha, 2 Bismarck du Plessis, 1 Deon Carstens.
Replacements: 16 John Smit, 17 Beast Mtawarira, 18 Albert van den Berg, 19 Keegan Daniel, 20 Ryan Kankowski/Bobby Skinstad, 21 Rory Kockott, 22 Adrian Jacobs.

Hurricanes: Hurricanes: 15 Cory Jane, 14 Hosea Gear, 13 Conrad Smith, 12 Tana Umaga (c), 11 David Smith, 10 Blair Stewart, 9 Alby Mathewson, 8 Thomas Waldrom, 7 Serge Lilo, 6 Luke Andrews, 5 Bernie Upton, 4 Paul Tito, 3 Anthony Perenise, 2 Tone Kopelani, 1 Neemia Tialata.
Replacements: 16 Mahonri Schwalger, 17 John Schwalger, 18 Bradley Mika, 19 Hayden Hopgood, 20 Chris Smylie, 21 Jimmy Gopperth, 22 Tamati Ellison

Referee: Matt Goddard (Australia)
Touch judges: Nathan Pearce (Australia) Phillip Bosch (South Africa)
Television match official: Shaun Veldsman (South Africa)
Assessor: Arrie Schoonwinkel (South Africa), Paul Ramsay (New Zealand)

By Jan de Koning





Happy St Paddy

17 03 2007

La Fheile Padraig - Happy Saint Patrick’s Day

Ireland’s Call
Come the day and come the hour,
Come the power and the glory,
We have come to answer our country’s call,
For the four proud Provinces of Ireland
Ireland, Ireland,
Together standing tall,
Shoulder to shoulder,
We’ll answer Ireland’s call
Ireland, Ireland,
Together standing tall,
Shoulder to shoulder,
We’ll answer Ireland’s call

st-paddy





Guy Lundy Speech - South Africa

16 03 2007

I know this is quite a long post but it is very interesting and incredibly inspirational. It would be good to spread it to every South African on the planet and maybe even to the idiots like Neil Watson of previous infamy. You may have seen this before but it is well worth another read!

Thank you KT

Quote:

Here is something interesting; it is a speech by Guy Lundy of Dimension Data Business Solutions:

Below is a speech I gave the other night. It went down so well with the audience that a number of people asked me for copies of it. So I thought I may as well share it with other people too so they can spread the message, especially those living overseas and those who care about spreading a positive message about South Africa.

“I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.”

Many years ago I was an exchange student in the USA, and every morning in my school, as in all schools across America, all classes came to a halt as the Pledge of Allegiance came over the loudspeaker system and every student stood to repeat these words.

I was quite amazed by this display of daily brainwashing in so-called “land of the free”. But in hindsight it isn’t actually that amazing, because we’ve all experienced how Americans are just so proud to be American. No matter how big their problems, and heaven knows they’ve got a lot of them, Americans will still spend hours telling you how fantastic their country is, and in fact, how it is better than, pretty much anywhere else in the world.

What a contrast then, when I later spent a few years in London and I ended up actively avoiding other South Africans. Why? Because frankly their negativity about our homeland irritated me so much! These people who will gladly put new South African flags on their cars and support a whole cottage industry importing biltong and NikNaks to munch on as they cheer on the Springboks at Twickenham, will spend hours telling anyone who will listen just how awful it is in South Africa, how lucky they are to be in London and how they are never going back because it’s in such a mess. At the time I put it down to the fact that they were justifying why they were holed up in their dingy little flats under grey London skies while their friends and family enjoyed the sunshine on Camps Bay beach. However, when I came home, expecting to be greeted by the smiles of new South Africans
everywhere, I was very disappointed to find that exactly the same attitude is pervasive right here. The number of people, who asked me why I came back here and why on earth I had brought my French wife with me, simply amazed me. I would have thought the answer was perfectly obvious.

I was later very disturbed, although not surprised, to hear that our president found it necessary to make a point to South African businessmen that they should stop running down their own country on overseas business trips. Can anyone tell me what it is that makes sense about running down your own home to foreign people that you would like to visit here and invest here?

It seems to me like inviting your boss to dinner at your house in the hope of getting a promotion but discouraging him from coming because you’re a terrible cook and your dog bites. Yes, we have problems, but so does everybody else. Sure, the Rand is down the toilet, but if you look closely enough, you’ll see that just about every other emerging market country has suffered from the same woes - and that includes Australia and New Zealand, which everyone seems in such a rush to get to. And aren’t we lucky that we aren’t living in Argentina with their currency crisis? Sure, our neighbour, Zimbabwe, is run by a mad, despotic fool, but man am I glad that I’m not a Pakistani. We have AIDS and we also have an army of people trying to find a cure for it * possibly more vigorously than anywhere else since we have the most to lose from it. We do have corruption, and the Americans have George W. Bush, whether they like it or not. We’ve got all sorts of problems, yes, but must we be so hard on ourselves? In many ways we are far better off in South Africa as a whole than we have been at any time in our history.

Our people are getting educated and housed at a world-beating rate, we have amongst the world’s cheapest electricity, our inflation is the lowest it’s been in my lifetime, we have an economic growth rate and there is development everywhere you look.

We have so much going for us; we have so many good people, such an interesting mix of cultures; we have so much beautiful countryside and natural resources that we can draw from - we really have such a bright future ahead of us. Let us concentrate on the positive things that surround us every day, the sunshine, the people, the beauty, and the progress. Constantly criticising our country can only do harm for you personally, your personal feeling of happiness and well-being and for the country that you know from the bottom of your heart that you love, otherwise you wouldn’t be here.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I implore you, do not run down South Africa, neither at home nor overseas. Become ambassadors for your country. Welcome foreign guests and point out how far we have come and how far we’re going to go how they need to watch out for us on the world stage. And if you’re overseas on business or holiday (if you can afford it), tell people how much South Africa has going for it and invite them to come and see for themselves.

I have devised my own pledge of allegiance and I’d like to repeat it to you now : “I pledge allegiance to the flag of the Republic of South Africa and to the interesting people, places and idiosyncrasies for which it stands, one nation under several religions, languages and cultures, yet indivisible, with freedom, basic needs and progress for all.”

That is my pledge of allegiance to my home, our home. I pledge to help others see what is so good about it. Our Beloved Country!!! South Africa, almost alone amongst emerging market economies, is set to escape virtually unscathed from the latest bout of investor panic sweeping the developing world’s fragile economies (The Times, London, August 2001)

The SA banking sector has been consistently ranked in the top 10 in terms of competitiveness (MD, Switzerland). When Nelson Mandela was inaugurated President in 1994, SA was insolvent (liabilities exceeded assets).

Today the Government’s deficit is negligible - one of only a handful of countries in this position. We’ve had single digit inflation since 1993 - following 20 years of double-digit inflation.

Mortgage rates are at their lowest level since 1988. South Africa is one of only 12 countries, where we can drink water from a tap. Our tap water was found to be the 3rd best quality in the entire world.

Remember 15 years ago, in 1986: A state of emergency was declared White men did two years compulsory military service * 64 184 black people were removed from “white areas” * 3989 people were detained without trial * Our economic growth rate was 0.7 percent - today it is 3% * 64 countries had sports boycotts against SA!!!

South African wines win international awards every year and we have the longest wine route in the world. Nelson Mandela, an international icon of forgiveness, tolerance, and humanity is our favourite son. The Kruger Park has the most innovative management of a national park anywhere in the world - and is the world’s most profitable game park. Eskom is the largest producer of coal-fired electricity in the world and South Africans pay the least for electricity in the world. South African Breweries is the 4th largest brewer in the world and produces over 50% of China’s beer!

Mercedes Benz C Class, BMW 3 Series and VW Golf/Jetta vehicles for all right-hand drive markets throughout the world are produced in South Africa. Didata grew from a local IT service provider into a huge, global networking company with branches in 30 countries.

The Cape Peninsula has more species of plants here per hectare than any other area of the world.

Magnificent highways, warm, friendly, vibrant rainbow people! The world’s most progressive Constitution Kreepy Kraulies - a South African invention - Mrs Ball’s chutney and biltong.

The world’s best looking population.

“For every guy who holds up a gun, there are 99 who hold out a hand of friendship” - Dennis Beckett, journalist.

This is something I’ve never done, but after reading this, all I ask from you is to send this on, to your friends, family and others. Let us in this way deal with our negatives and let us try to be positive. By being positive we can continue to go far in life and we can all strive for a better and more positive life and country.

Regards to you all, peace, and positive thinking - that’s the way to go!





There and half way back

15 03 2007

And there we were.

This really has been the road trip from hell. The drive to our camps called “Reps” and “Kukes” is on some really crappy old roads through the mountains with up to 2000ft drops off right next to the road without barriers. Albanians still think they are driving some high speed pursuit down into the valley. It really is quite scary at times. What is worse though is the windy windy windy windy of the road. Left, right, left, right like going along the worlds longest slalom course. People get so car sickon this roadbut there is rarely any place to stop off and throw up. Which is why I think these street signs just sum it up perfectly:

Puke!

NoPuke!

Reps is the first camp we got to. This is going to be our “home sweet home” for the duration of the project. My duration is still hopefully only going to be a few months. Some people will be staying here 3 years. You have to understand however that this place is quite obviously still under construction and I’m guessing it could be an ok place to stay once it is 100% complete in a month or two. After a tough 3 hours on the road, we pop over yet another hill and see our camp Reps in the distance:

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Nothing for MILES

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Under Construction

We spent a very interesting hour walking around and looking at what and where our offices and camp accommodation is going to be. It seems very basic but should be quite clean and even though the rooms are small I think they will be fairly comfortable. “Not quite the Ritz” comes to mind. This place really is in the middle of nowhere. The only other structure around is an old copper mine on the hill that has long been discontinued. I have heard this area was also once used as a prison and concentration camp back in the WW’s.

Back on the road and off to our north region camp of Kukes. Just when I thought the roads couldn’t get much worse, I was wrong. Windier, tighter, steeper and the locals driving faster. Damn man, this is their national road. They treat it like the Autobahn. The drop-offs on the side of the road really make you feel that you are either on top of the world or at the end of the world. It really is quite sad to see all the memorials that have been erected on the edge of the road where family members or friends have obviously driven off to their death. This is just one of so many along the way. It also shows the edge of the road and the sheer drop behind it:

Memorial

After a couple more hours on this really crappy road we made it to the Kukes camp which is about a 20 minute drive from the town of Kukes. It was too late and dark to really see but it looked quite good all lit up on the hillside. We stopped in the office for a about an hour and then made our way to the town to find our hotel and check in before dinner. Basic is all I have to say about my first impression. At least it was dry, had a bed and hot running water. I swear this place is stuck in the 20’s. Tea cups look like old gold leaf antique porcelain. The rooms look about 70 years old. After dinner I climbed into a bed that was a little less than comfortable but not unbearable. I have slept in worse. My shower in the morning was more than amusing. What is wrong with this picture? This is a place, which brings true meaning to the term, and where you can quite literally “shit, shower and shave” - all at the same time! (check the shower water) And brush your teeth and wash your other bits and pieces:

Shower

Breakfast was horrendous and consisted of something that looked like a couple off eggs smashed in a frying pan with red tomato looking sludge on top and floating on a plate of manky cooking oil. They named it Omelette. Thank you Stoo for the strawberry jam! A cup of tea and toast was the answer. Off to the office:

Kukes

We spent the day on the Kukes camp just sorting one or two things out and then after a drive to go and see where we are blowing holes in the mountains we took a drive to Prezren in Kosovo. The border was very interesting but sadly, since I didn’t want to get shot by some trigger happy border official, I didn’t get to take any photos. Crossing from Albania to Kosovo is something else really. It really is like passing through a time warp or a teleport machine. From rugged bad roads, banged up old cars and falling down houses and odd restaurants on the side of the road to a brand new world with good roads and new buildings. There are hotels and restaurants that look like amazing places to stay. There is a restaurant that is built completely to look like a castle. Unfortunately the light was too bad to get a photo but I will be sure to visit there again sometime.

Prezren, Kosovo itself is a very nice place. Loads of interesting little pubs and shops and restaurants. We stopped in one place that sold every possible kind of nut. It reminded me of a quaint Austrian ski village without the snow. It is at quite an altitude so is a lot cooler than we have been experiencing down in Albania. We stopped in a pub and asked for a couple of beers and were offered Becks as I’m sure we stood out as foreigners like a sore thumb. I asked if we could possibly have a local beer from Kosovo.This guy was so happy it looked like we had made mates for life. Foreigners asking for local beer??? It was actually really good. He insisted on taking a photo of his new friends in his pub with his local beer:

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After dinner we reluctantly headed back down. Going back through the border a few hours later perplexed the immigration and customs quite a bit as I’m pretty sure they didn’t believe that we were just popping across the border for dinner. Some confused looks and smiles from the authorities, big waves and greetings from us the crazy foreigners, taxes paid and passport stamps dug out of pockets, and we were back in Albania. Back on the roller-coaster, twisty, potholed and dug up roads. We were almost home. Back to Kukes town and into bed.

We are just in the office in Kukes now finalizing a few things and then we head back to Tirana. End of the road trip. 5 hours including a stop for coffee on the way. Another trip through hell. I have video clips and heaps of photos if anyone is interested.

Tally ho good people. See you later! On the road again…

X

HooX





Mother Teresa

13 03 2007

I learn something new every day.

I did not know that Mother Teresa was Albanian. You would have thought I might have gathered something when landing at Mother Teresa International Airport in Tirana. Well actually she was born in Macedonia which is next door but her family were from Albanian descent.

Here is a statue of Nënë Teraza (Mother Teresa in Albanian) which is situated on the steps of the main building of Tirana University.

The Lovely KT actually got to meet this wonderful human being!

Tereza

Mother Teresa