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National Cleavage Day! 2007

Get Em OUT!!

I have just been very correctly informed by a little bird (no it wasn’t a tit) that today, yes TODAY, is National Cleavage Day! Someone pinch me! You have to respect a great company like Wonderbra to show respect for their assets! Or everyone else’s assets for that matter. I know the girls are going, “Hmmmm this is so sexist”. Well why don’t you lovely ladies lobby companies like CalvinKlein and request a National Cute Butt Day, or Durex for a National Prick Day (Oh that’s most days). But for today, the day is ours. Oh and yours of course ;-)

National Cleavage Day 2007

“30th MARCH IS NATIONAL CLEAVAGE DAY! It’s your chance to have some fun while causing some ripple effects”.

Right, so this is how this is going to work! Everyone send me cleavage shots (no need to go too hectic but all will be received :-) ) and I will post them today and tomorrow. Perhaps even on Saturday if late emails are sent. Preferably take the photos tomorrow to make it real! As they come in I will keep updating the blog post adding them throughout the day. Tell your friends and family, acquaintances and colleagues, f*ck it, tell everyone and anyone! Get those emails going. Come on, have a giggle! It’s for a good cause! Is it? I’m sure it is! **This National Cleavage Day, Wonderbra is donating all the proceeds of the day to the Sunflower Fund**

No cleavage too big, no cleavage too small. Mail them to Hoox and he’ll post ‘em all

Email to hookins@gmail.com. I assure you anonymity (just pretend I have a standard Terms and Conditions and Privacy Agreement). No names, no faces (unless you want to but then you have to specify). If you shy people don’t want your face in the pic but dont know how to crop the photo, just send it to me with instructions and I will take care of it all! Please put NCD in the subject.

Update:: NC Day is over. Thank you to everyone for your input. I trust you all had a great NC Day. Over and Out!

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Posted by on March 29, 2007 in L & J, N.W.R.

 

Eureka Dr Hoox (Phd)

I have discovered what has been ailing some (all) of us. Albania is so stuck in prehistoric times that we have come down with Tyrannosaurus Rex. Or probably best pronounced Tirana-Sore-Ass-Wrecks. I doubt an explanation is required. :-(

The cure: 2 weeks on a tropical island sipping Pina Colada, and getting caught in the rain

Alt: The cure: An aging rock band still touring it seems.

It’s a jungle out there…

Later…

HX

 
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Posted by on March 29, 2007 in Albania

 
 
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