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Knocked Senseless

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“Sense” is something that gets thrown around so easily:

  • Are you completely out of your senses?
  • I knocked him senseless!
  • Where is the sense in that?
  • Sense and sensibility.
  • Was that really sensible?

What about our 5 senses? Ok females have 6. If you don’t believe me then you have never been in a situation where you have had to try and pull the wool over her eyes or in layman’s terms, bullshit your way out of a situation. They just KNOW!! Its spooky! Anyway, getting back the regular human 5 senses… I’m pretty sure that every one of us have had a sit down moment where we think what it would be like to have lost one of our major 5 connections with the outside world and admire those that have lost one or more and still manage to live a normal life and make a great impact in this world. If not, now’s your chance, why don’t you take a few minutes and have that moment!

Try to imagine what it would be like with your world in complete darkness, or silence. What about not being able to smell or taste all the wonders that the world has to offer? What about never feeling the embrace from a loved one or a pat on the back when you have achieved greatness?

How often have your senses reminded you of times long forgotten? That sweet smell of candy floss that reminds you of the funfair when you were a child or the smell of a sweet perfume that you can instantly put a face to from a life long ago? The taste of a meal that reminds you of a first date? The hug from someone you have missed so terribly? The sound of a voice that instantly puts a smile on your face no matter how often you hear it. What about that day that you can look at someone and say “you really are a sight for sore eyes”.

Make sense? Isn’t it incredible what we take for granted?

 
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Posted by on August 31, 2006 in Life

 

Blue Balls

Get Mesmerized

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Someone with WAY too much time on their hands

http://blueballfixed.ytmnd.com/

 
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Posted by on August 30, 2006 in Interesting

 

Time

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There is either never enough or just too much of it. Does time control us or do we control time? Neither! Time management? That’s a load of bull. You cannot manage time. It will keep on its steady course no matter what you throw at it. The best we can hope to achieve is being able to manage ourselves sufficiently around time to complete what we set out to before its too late.

You always hear people complaining about time. There’s the hectic lifestyle: “I never have enough time!” “Why does time pass so quickly?” There’s the bored lifestyle: “Why does the time drag so slowly?” “I wish we could just speed time up”. There’s time getting used against you: “You have had MORE than enough time!” “What bloody time do you call this?” There’s the holiday time: “It was too short – There just wasn’t enough time do do everything”. And of course there is the up side to life: “What a fantastic time was had by everyone”.

The truth of the matter however is time doesn’t change. It just keeps on ticking. Tick tick tick. You cannot hide from it. You can borrow more from other tasks and you can certainly waste it but you cant turn it back. It’s how we choose you use it that can change the way we view it and that will in turn change our feelings towards it and change the effect that time has on us. Its all about perception. For example:

How long is 2 mins? 120 seconds. Doesn’t seem long does it? How long would 2 minutes feel in a speeding car with failed brakes or 2 minutes with a gun pointed at your head? That is instantly a 120 second eternity.

How long is 5 years? 157 680 000 seconds. Seems like a lifetime. How quickly would 5 years pass if you had only 6 years to live or achieve your ultimate goals? It would feel like a nano second. Ask someone who has just had an 80th birthday. Is a few years away from the ones you love in order to build a great future an eternity or a wonderful sacrifice?

Time is incredible and has captured the imagination of many fiction writers. Everyone, in all ages have wanted to view life in another time. Look forward to the future to see what will eventually become of us. Look back to see where we have come from and how we became what we are today? I wonder if time travel were actually possible, if we as human beings would learn from it and try and change our stubborn ways? I personally think not. Knowledge doubles every year and with this knowledge we all understand the drastic effects our “modern, civilised” age is doing to the planet. How advanced is that? We have incredibly smart people predicting the future based on knowledge from the past (effectively time travel) and it only paints a very bleak picture. Time is something that is not on our side. We are running out of it very fast.

Don’t waste time. Don’t waste other people’s time. Don’t live the Manyana Manyana lifestyle. Don’t put off until tomorrow what can be done today. Don’t hit the snooze button on the alarm. Don’t bitch about not having enough time. Don’t listen to me about what not to do about time because if you know me you will know that I’m sounding like an absolute hypocrite. If nothing else, enjoy your time. Its been set out for you now go and take advantage of it.

Cat Stevens-

I was once like you are now, and I know that it’s not easy,
To be calm when you’ve found something going on.
But take your time, think a lot,
Why, think of everything you’ve got.
For you will still be here tomorrow, but your dreams may not

 
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Posted by on August 29, 2006 in Life

 

Look Again

Here is a great example of “you don’t always see what’s there”. Look at this….

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Now look again carefully. Click on the picture for the full view!

Did you see the camels or the shadows? This incredible arial photograph was taken for National Geographic (Turkey) and was described as “possibly the best photograph of the year (2005)”.

For those still struggling to see, what you are looking at is an arial shot taken directly overhead a herd of camels. You can only see the length of the camel with the shadow being cast above it.

 
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Posted by on August 24, 2006 in Interesting, L & J

 

I give up!

I’m officially a Natural Born Quitter -

Hmmm Leonard Cohen comes to mind “Everybody knows….” Shit I must be careful. That just cost me £100 in a bad bet! ;-)

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Oops somewhat sidetracked. I just noticed the date and suddenly realised that I missed the anniversary of me quitting smoking. After smoking up to 25/30 per day to 0 (zero). August 15, 2005 was the last drag of a cigarette I ever had. For the huge part it was really simple and I feel it certainly was the best decision I have ever made. I must admit there have been some bad days especially being out in IRQ with the stresses, concerns, fears and mostly boredom but I managed to stay focused on my goal and stay away from the nicotine monster.

One thing I did promise myself was that I wasn’t going to become the “pain-in-the-ass-ex-smoker” that I had learned to hate and preach to everyone on why they should quit and how bad it is and how expensive etc etc. Those people just made me smoke more almost to spite them. And I would light up in front of them as if I was protesting or making a stand for what I believed in. I have tried so hard to not be that reason. If people ask for advice I am open to talking about it and how I managed it but that’s as far as it goes. I only mean to be supportive and I hope people realise that. I knew when I wanted to quit and others need to know the same. There’s no point in quitting for someone else because that way it is too easy to go back. You have to do it for yourself and for all the right reasons. That way you won’t be bothered being in a bar and around people that smoke.

I am not going try and say that I did it without assistance and just stopped cold turkey, “look how good I am”. In previous attempts I tried Nicorette gum – DISGUSTING. I found I was smoking to kill the taste of the gum. I tried patches – left sore rashes on my arm as my skin didn’t agree with them so I took them off early and jumped right back into my pack of Marlboro. I tried the “will power” way – I have no will power.

And enter from backstage on cue, Alan Carr – The Easy Way. This seriously, without a doubt was the easiest way for me to quit smoking. When I was finished reading (and you must finish it no matter how boring you find it) I loooked back and had a mini revelation and thought to myself, “why the hell did I start?” I now swear by it! He makes sense and best of all he starts the book by telling you NOT TO QUIT! I saw things in a new light. And most of all I felt so good for it. The first week was incredible, the second week was even better. Check it out – at £6.74 from Amazon (the cost of a pack of smoke and a pint) how could you go wrong? But that is just my opinion. See everyone else’s opinion in the 5 out of 5 score on the amazon reviews.

If you choose to stop/quit/give up - Good Luck! Enjoy! Look forward to your anniversary too!

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Posted by on August 23, 2006 in Life, Party!

 

Back in Sunny Badrash

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Q8 – IRQ border

The fiasco of US bases and long drives over borders for silly pieces of plastic is now over. I am back in my home away from home. Sunny Badrash. As odd as this is going to sound, it almost feels good to be back. Back to my little space where I can close the door and keep the outside world out. A place where I have what few belongings I own around me and my own bed that I’m now quite fond of even though its a waste of space with just me in it. A kewl little bar with crappy pool tables surrounded by good people, good beer and good laughs. Good food made real good. Yup there certainly are things I am going to miss about this project when it’s all over in 3 weeks. I cant believe I have been here almost a year already. How time flies! Now it’s time to look for work elsewhere. Where oh where will my employment take me? All will be revealed when I know whats going on!

 
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Posted by on August 22, 2006 in Badrash

 

IRQ – Q8

Oh what fun.

The Q8 and US governments have come up with this cunning little idea. “Let’s create a new ID badge!” This makes it number 11 I think. There’s the DoD (4th edition), MNFI (3rd edition), CAC and others. This one is called a “Border Crossing Badge” which is now required in order to cross the border from IRQ to Q8. So apart from the well thought up name for this little piece of plastic, there really is nothing to tell. However, let me explain the “logic” and “clever thinking” behind this badge. I’m sitting quite comfortably in IRQ getting on with my work and minding my own business when one day I’m told that I have to make my way down to Q8 for 1 day. So I have to drive down through IRQ, cross the border into Q8, make my way to the US base that’s issuing the badges and spend an hour getting fingerprinted and photo’d, again, so that I can get a card which will allow me to drive down through IRQ, cross the border into Q8, make my way to the airport and go home for good.

The problem with people that haven’t been here at least 3 years is, we still try and apply logic to everything which is REALLY frustrating!

 
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Posted by on August 21, 2006 in Uncategorized

 

Jimmy ‘n G

If you have traveled the world as much as I have and seen and done as much as I have and met as many incredible, weird and wacky people as I have, eventually you will find one or two nice Australians! *so I hear*  (but don’t count on it). :-) Here is one that that certainly stands out from the crowds.

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Jimmy A. One of the best people on earth to ever travel with. Easy going and laid back but with a million ideas of what to do the next day. We too met in the little Irish hostel in Boston and then traveled down to New York together. We saw the sights and lights and shared one or two manly jugs of beer and dodgy hotdogs in a small bar just off Time Square amongst other delights. He will even be so kind as to kick you in the back on your bunk-bed (you gotta love hostels) if you start snoring too loud! Yes Jimmy, I never forget!

That was many years ago now, “back in our youth”, and even then he was speaking highly of this lovely lady Virginia that he said he was going back home to marry one day. By golly he was right. The crazy girl said yes. And since then they have given birth to Grace (Happy 1st Birthday – isn’t she just the sweetest thing?) and have another one on the way due in January. Jimmy, if #2 is a boy and born on the 17th, name him after me will ya? Or at least let me have the middle name? He can be my international legacy. What’s in a name? I can teach him how to travel, drink and play rugby.

One of these days I will take Jimmy up on his offer and eventually haul KT and my sorry ass across the world and drop off the radar down under for a couple of weeks. Couple of cold ones with the outback boys never hurts (at the time)… Perhaps then I can finally meet the lovely V that took “ol Jimmy A” off the market!

Let me know how you do on working on the SA World Cup in 2010. You Sports Journos have such a tough life don’t you?? The offer always stands, you need a place to stay? Mi casa es su casa (that means we will put you up in a B&B). Open house mate!

Take care. Stay safe. Love to V and all the best with the pregnancy.

 
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Posted by on August 19, 2006 in World in 80 ways

 

Chamil Livingston I presume?

I have a great mate, Pilly, that I met on my crazy backpacking adventure through the USA some years ago. We met in a funny little Irish hostel in Boston. We had so much fun and we always stayed in touch ever since. That’s such a great reason for travel, meeting people. So now she has joined the very small percentage of Americans that in fact own a passport and has taken the world on with great gusto and enthusiasm. Not only did she decide to spread her wings and experience some of the world, but she quit her job and effectively her life to go out and do good things for the lesser fortunate on this planet. She has joined the US PeaceCorps and has been assigned in Tanzania.

Here is a letter which I received from her today. She is loving it. There really is no place like Africa. She has included her address so if anyone feels inclined to send her a little welcome parcel or nice little bits and pieces, please do so (please keep it clean). I know she will appreciate anything she gets. She’s just like that!

Pilly, you just remember this from me and KT – Frikkin told you so!!! Knew you would love it. Take care. Look after yourself and keep us updated. Lots of love and keep well. Keep in touch!

Chamil Payne –

I graduated — I am a PeaceCorps Volunteer.   yipppeeee….with that means that I am am serving the United States of America and working for the State Department, and I have my own PO Box –

  • Chamil Payne
  • PO Box 138
  • Katesh, Hanang District
  • Tanzania
  • East Africa

and a cell phone, too.  who says that this is africa???  011.255.***.***.***.   All forms of communication is welcomed.  Right now I am in Dar awaiting peacecorps transport to take us up north on the 21st.  It should take two days to travel to my site and will have to remain there for 3 months….I cannot leave, which means that I will be secluded in my little village speaking the little swahili that I have learned — and that isn’t much.

a little about where I am going:

I am going up north to a region called manyara and my district is hanang – I am not in china, although it sounds like it.  I will be about 6 hours south of Kilimanjaro (you can fly into kilimanjaro, instead of dar).  My closest western city is Arusha, rumor has it they have milkshakes up there, and when you are in a country that doesn’t have refrigeration, a milkshake is a luxury.  the nearest town is Katesh.  this is my banking town which means that I will be visiting katesh to receive packages, mail, and buying my veggies.  my village is Basutogong — don’t have my paper work with me right now, so I could be completely mistaken on the spelling.  All I know is that at night I can hear hyenas in the distance….GREAT.  my boss, Mwasha put me up there because I laugh like a hyena — go figure.

Apparently, I will be up near some creator’s and the Serengeti.  current peacecorps volunteer’s, pcv’s, have been telling me that if I wanted africa, then I will be living it up north.  my back yard will be a lake, — labda (maybe).  I wasn’t really listening when they told me, because I was in Dar — aka….very little sleep b/c you are out ALL night long.

Also, there aren’t a whole lot of snakes up there — true story:  down here in pc tz the peacecorps trainees, (pct’s) visit current volunteers (shadow) for a couple of days to see what peacecorps life is like outside of training, where everything is done for you.  PC loves acronyms.  anywho, during shadow around 6am I didn’t want to wake anybody else up so a fellow pct and I read.  well, she was on the couch and I was on the floor snuggled up in a sleeping bag and all of a sudden I hear this loud thump.  I thought, “oh, she probably just dropped her book, let me roll over, pick it up, and give it back.”  not so much.  — it was a black snake that I rolled over and said good morning to.  oh my goodness.  she and I looked at each other and again, not wanting to wake everyone else up, we flipped out — quietly.  she jumped up and got some empty wine bottles that were NOT finished from the previous night, and she proceeded to scoot the snake out of the house.  then the darn thing didn’t want to leave.  by that time the house was up and the hostess jumped on her couch and started screaming.  funny story and let me tell you, africa is full of them.

since my last e-mail, I can grade my growth, I know more swahiili, I have said goodbye to my host family, and it feels foreign to use a western toilet.

 
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Posted by on August 18, 2006 in Africa, Life

 

“Terrible” Terry Tate

If you want to turn a crappy morning into a great day, check these out. Easily some of the funniest stuff I have seen in a long time. Every office needs one!

Terry Tate Office Linebacker – Baby!

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You cant bring that shit up in this humpy bumpy… Whoooooooooooooooo

You in MY world Donnie!! You just work here!!! WHOOOOOOOOO

Im a equal opportunity hittin machine baby!

 
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Posted by on August 16, 2006 in L & J

 
 
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