The Punishing Princess ZuZu
Cape Town – June 26. Don’t let the tiara fool you! This little princess packs a dynamite punch. “Sy vat nie kak nie!” Just the other day, as she was taking a stroll along the beautiful streets of Cape Town, in the shadows lurked a menacing mugger with only one goal in mind… her handbag.
He planned his attack stalking from behind getting closer and closer to his intended victim and then when he was close enough he pounced! Like lightning he snatched her bag and ran expecting to make a clean and easy getaway. But that’s where his plan stopped and hers “kicked” in! A massive tug back on the bag got him off balance and one almighty Chuck Norris round house kick slap to the gut had the assailant drop like a sack of potatoes. In order to render the villain completely harmless one or two more strategically placed Jackie Chan / Bruce Lee hits were applied to the body. It’s rumoured that in an interview later she allegedly stated, “I may have got him in the balls”.
As much as I don’t encourage anyone squaring up head to head with to a criminal, its great to see in circumstances like this, when instinct takes over, that the little guy (or girl in this matter) gets to kick some royal butt! She opened up a jumbo size can of whip-ass on that sucker!!!
You go ZuZu P!!
