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48

48 

The number 48 can be attached to so many things. Think about it. Such a common number. What images does number 48 conjure up in your mind?

  • 2 days or a weekend?
  • The Eddie Murphy movie and sequal?
  • 2 cases of beer?
  • A CBS News report?
  • The smallest number with 10 divisors?
  • The original number of USA states pre Alaska and Hawaii?
  • The average virus incubation period?
  • "Cadmium" on the periodic table?

How about 48 Degrees Celcius??? Thats right! That's what the temperature is right now in this pit. Let me try to explain what 48 feels like.

  • Its like opening a heated oven
  • You cant breathe
  • Your skin burns
  • Your eyes dry out
  • You have to squint to see anything
  • Your kneecaps and fingernails sweat
  • Headaches are common
  • Walking uses too much energy
  • Eating uses too much energy
  • Thinking uses too much energy
  • The exhaust fan of an airconditioner is cooler than a gentle breeze
  • The inside of an airconditioned office feels like an igloo (I would imagine??)
  • Time slows down, drags, stops
  • Ice cold water left out for 5 minutes becomes similar to a warm cup of tea
  • Heatstroke and dehydration are a real concern

Not bad for a lovely spring morning in BadGag. I have been assured that July / August reaches 58!!! (I'll keep you posted). Its no real surprise this place gets referred to as hell. Well at least that's one reason….

Hell

 
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